Admins Forget To Add Spain to the Game

Day 1,424, 19:26 Published in USA USA by Paul Proteus
Disclaimer: This Issue is a Satire, If you don’t know what that means it means I’m better than you >.>

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Quote of the Week:
“404, Spaniards Not Found!” –Project Psion

Admins Fail to Remember to Add Nation of Spain

URGENT NEWS UPDATE

October 14th 2011, Iberian America

Discussion about the addition of nations such as eKosovo has sparked debate that one of the largest nations in the world is not at all represented in eRepublik, Spain. While many people live in the Iberian continent in real life, it is only inhabited by Portugal, the US, Croatia and nome other non-Spaniards. Though the American government was not available for comment, general consensus is that Pigs lack the finger dexterity to play erepublik.




When asked, a representative for the Admins chuckled and said "Spain will exist when pigs fly"

So, this paper avoids editorials, but really,
we REALLY need to figure out why Spain doesn't exist \o/

oh wait~



Admins Now to Allow Regions To Gain Sovereignty Through Votes

October 13th, 2011, The New World

In a new revolutionary decision, the Admins have decided to let votes decide the sovereignty of regions around the world. Currently Texas, Florida and Maryland are all winning their votes for independence. Said spokesman for Maryland Independence Jonathan Doe “Look, we aren’t trying to compromise the US but in order to enjoy this game there is now way we will share a country with the West Virginians, they are stinky, and never shower.” We were unable to get a West Virginians response. When we inquired into why Texas was winning , the only English response I could get was “TEXAS IS SERBIA” and according to a US government official , “Look, they can have Texas, you got to know when to pick your battles and frankly, I don’t like Texas all that much”



Pictured above is the current count of the Texas vote

When asked if they realized how this may destroy the game, the representative for the Admin only replied “Look, I was worried until we put that 50 gold requirement on starting an independence vote, now the whole game benefits”

Though nonsensical this logic is not surprising




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