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Absolute war! Day One, Indonesia Invades America
In a (not so) stunning turn of events, Indonesia has invaded Hawaii. Indonesia is, of course, a historical enemy of ours. They have been for the better part of 2 years. If one month is equivalent to 4 years in real life, they have been our enemy for a life time, America. However, we have been nice to them recently and invited them into the cool kids house. They seemed willing to take a look at our fort. We put up our best decorations, but they turned us down for their old girlfriend, Hungary. As the name suggests, yes she is a fat chick. Luckily, America, we have a heart of stone and are not easily upset.
Indonesia is currently a member of NWO, with Poland, Serbia and Hungary. Notice anyone lacking from that list? (Besides the entire world.) Russia, a notable saiyan warrior which is over level 9000, is now on our side. That's right America. Alaska, and our dear sweet godessPutin Sarah Palin isn't in danger! Thank God, I know. However, California is in danger. I'd say stay there until it's in the dirty, smelly, filthy Indonesian hands, but Ligtreb says differently and he is actually active nowadays. So, listen to him.
Also on the list of old friends becoming enemies only to become our friend again, is the UK! I for one am glad it's alright to be British in America again. I only trolled the British so hard because I loved them, and was butthurt they got a new boyfriend. Also, don't have any training wars in Scotchland, Britain. I won't take rejection well twice. With the advent of PANAM, the new world order is complete. It is the entire world vs High Five.Take that in for a moment, America. "The die is cast."
I do hope this is a proper World War, and Poland mans up and attacks us. I do see that coming, and I see Hungary and Serbia crossing the impregnable Atlantic ocean to come over here and pop our cherry. That's right America. Serbia wants our Florida. Will we give it to them? Will they attack us with everything we have? Stay tuned for more breaking news.
Signed, Newton.
(The guy who will be DesertFalcon for this conflict.)
Should I keep being fairly non-serious in my war updates, or be more serious? Comment/msg me with your opinion.
Indonesia is currently a member of NWO, with Poland, Serbia and Hungary. Notice anyone lacking from that list? (Besides the entire world.) Russia, a notable saiyan warrior which is over level 9000, is now on our side. That's right America. Alaska, and our dear sweet godess
Also on the list of old friends becoming enemies only to become our friend again, is the UK! I for one am glad it's alright to be British in America again. I only trolled the British so hard because I loved them, and was butthurt they got a new boyfriend. Also, don't have any training wars in Scotchland, Britain. I won't take rejection well twice. With the advent of PANAM, the new world order is complete. It is the entire world vs High Five.Take that in for a moment, America. "The die is cast."
I do hope this is a proper World War, and Poland mans up and attacks us. I do see that coming, and I see Hungary and Serbia crossing the impregnable Atlantic ocean to come over here and pop our cherry. That's right America. Serbia wants our Florida. Will we give it to them? Will they attack us with everything we have? Stay tuned for more breaking news.
Signed, Newton.
(The guy who will be DesertFalcon for this conflict.)
Should I keep being fairly non-serious in my war updates, or be more serious? Comment/msg me with your opinion.
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LET'S GO BROS
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LET'S DO THIS.
Good Luck Braski's, not that it matters, but eCanada is behind you.
XDDDD
This is just a smoke screen. DO NOT FIGHT IN HAWAII! Wait for the main Polish attack!
Romania will help you guys.o7
LOL@Milan Milankovich
do you think that we'll fall for that?
Finally something interesting happening to the eUSA!! Lets go have fun and kick some indo behind!! I'll go get some body bags.. and maybe some guns
Go eAmerica! and go eAllies and eFriends! Let this be a day to remember!
Hawaii is eIndonesia
A wild Ostin appears!
/throws pokeball
Voted.
ostin : not just hawai
will big party in eASU
Jaya eINDONESIA ^^
/me prepare hula-hula in hawaiiiiiiiiiiii
vote...took some supplies for defending Hawaii
"Serbia wants our Florida"
No, we want Texas!
oh and you forgot Spain, they're NWO too )
eIndonesia is not NWO!!
we just want to burn eUSA land : ))
We are not NWO
We are Indonesia
Burn eASU
Now I do not have to worry whether it's Polish or Indonesian flag any more.
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WE ARE INDONESIA !!!
lets made eASU become our SAPI land
wkwkkwkwkwkwkwk,,.
ily
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Now I do not have to worry whether it's Polish or Indonesian flag any more. x2 LOL
Indonesia is currently a member of NWO, with Poland, Serbia and Hungary.
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eindonesia is currently NOT member of NWO now
florida??
serbia wants FREE TEXAS!
Now I do not have to worry whether it's Polish or Indonesian flag any more. x3
Now I do not have to worry whether it's Polish or Indonesian flag any more. x4
And Serbs who claim they want Texas, please take a look at the map and see what Florida resembles, that's what you'll get, right there where the sun don't shine :)
eASU?
Why does Indonesia have a problem with Arizona State University?
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Greece will help you
Now I do not have to worry whether it's Polish or Indonesian flag any more. x5
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FREE HAWAI!, GO GO GO eINDO!
Sure is Indonesian in here.
I did forget Spain, that's true.
Newton the new DF?
eASU?
Why does Indonesia have a problem with Arizona State University? x2
Y U HAVE PROBLEM WITH ASU?
Oh yeah, whats the girls name? : P
My Texas
Newton, I'm still convinced you have a thing for fake blondes.
shes fake? : O
Do you know any real ones?
Fail
Indonesia isn't NWO
hhhhmmmmm......
good propaganda but sadly failed.
do you think you can invite everyone to join your crappy club?
meh, we're not interested to join your crappy club, but we're interested to shut your big mouth up.
California..knows how to party! Come and get us!