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AB Cannot Into CP

Day 894, 12:17 • Published in Canada Canada

• by Augustus Baldwin

The Baldwin Baldwin Revolution is OVER!

Part One: AB Can Into CP
Part Two: It's The Economy, Stupid!
Part Three: The Econolliance
Part Four: On Justice
Part Five: AB Cannot Into CP

Part Five: AB Cannot Into CP

Attention Minions,

In light of the upcoming war against France, I can no longer accept the position of President of Canada. I know you are all very upset that I have declined your offer to become President, but it is for the best. Managing the war is going to be vry srs bsns, which will take a lot of time and intelligence to conduct without having Canada wiped off the map.

And I just don't care enough to put in that time and effort.

Therefore, I am today resigning the office of President of Canada, and hereby appoint Tyler F. Durden to replace me. He will also receive the official support of the Canadian Empire Party, in order to ease his transition into power.

When deciding who would succeed me, my choice was obvious. There is no other candidate that I feel is suited to lead this country through this war. Tyler is the only candidate with the intelligence, skill, and free time to ensure that Canada does not lose. PLUS he is a junior media mogul, which I assume is because I was media mogul first, and he just wants to be like me.

Don't be sad everybody.

Comments

Lucas Snow Day 894, 12:20

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Lord Penguin Day 894, 12:27

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo!!!!!1!!!!one!!!

Lord Penguin Day 894, 12:29

PENGUIN DOES NOT APROVE!

Canadian Progressive Front Day 894, 12:30

C'est dommage 🙁

TFD FTW!

Tyler F Durden Day 894, 12:31

We'll need your MAJOR Media Mogul Medal to troll the French AB!

Thanks for the endorsement - and see you in Paris!

Scorpius Day 894, 12:35

damn i need to get rid of this sticker now dont i?

Muglack Day 894, 12:52

Now what am I supposed to do with all these Q1 guns I've saved up to pay all the fines I was gonna get. Litering? 2 guns. Misspelling littering? 2 more guns. Oh well maybe I'll donate them to Samuel de Champlain so he can fight for Canada against France because you know last time was just a misunderstanding.