Pizza Party Paper

My Fellow AAP Members,

This election campaign for the Party Presidency has gotten quite turbulent and I'm sure many of you have been bombarded by a multitude of conflicting ads and articles. I would like this article to both be my final plea before the election commences on monday, as well as a means to set the record straight on the situation which our party is facing in what may be the defining moment in the history of the America's Advancement Party. The decision that the party makes on the 15th of March will decide whether or not we can unite, grow and thrive as a party, or whether the AAP will become a pawn in someone's game of political chess.

Firstly, I'll address the entrance into the race by some candidates who do not exactly have our best interests at heart. There are many within the eUS who desire to see the AAP crumble and fall and certain candidates have decided to run for the sole purpose of trying to destroy our party or use it for their own twisted political purposes. They failed to realize however that the members of this party are not fools and will not allow someone who does not care for the individuals that comprise it to take the reins. If we remain together and strong we will succeed on Election Day.

Contrary to this, I have presented a real plan that instead of focusing on burning our glimmering city of a party to the ground, will reinforce it with steel and plate it with gold. I believe that there can be a bright future in store for the AAP, where the members are united, proud to wear their party banner, and focusing on solving the many great problems facing our country today. Foremost among this is the sorry state of our economy, and if elected I will make sure the AAP puts forward candidates who will fight to keep our taxes low and our government spending responsible. Too many hard-working eAmericans have difficulty finding work, or have seen their salaries slashed dramatically, or have been forced to close down their businesses. It's time for less of the same broken promises and failed leadership of the past, and a new vision and economic plan to be put forward which will begin to repair the damage to our economy and let us swim in a sea of green once again.

My main opponent in this contest has run an honorable campaign and I deeply respect his service to our party, however in these trying times where the very future and existence of the AAP is in jeopardy, I believe we need new leadership with fresh eyes who will be able to bring us together and continue to develop this party into the Superpower and leading force of liberty that it deserves and rightfully ought to be. With the threats faced by some less honorable individuals, I cannot stress this message enough. United we stand. Divided we fall. I hope that the amount of effort I have put in to showing that I regard this campaign and this potential position with the utmost sincerity will permit me to deserve the generous support and votes of the members of our party.

If you're tired of leaders who let you down,
If you're tired of more of the same broken promises,
If you believe that the AAP deserves a new direction,

I ask that you join me in this campaign and vote Pizza The Hut on March 15th.
As was told to Julius Caesar, let us tell to those who doubt that the AAP can once again have a strong and prosperous future ahead.....
Beware The Ides of March!

Very truly yours,
Pizza The Hut
AAP Candidate for Party President