A Wave of Lies and the Proteus Bump
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by Paul Proteus
News that Julian Mizu doesn't want YOU to know!
And an opening line I don't want SamWystan to know I used
This article will be divided into two sections;
A Wave of Lies?
and
The Proteus Bump
Starting with,
A Wave of Lies?
Recently, Julian Mizu stated his intentions to run for President, and has time and time again stated he wished to go forward with PANAM. Still, due to the astuteness of those reporting here we have found something terrifying that I thought was our duty to share with you:
Mizu plans to attack Canada. Canada is part of this PANAM alliance,
Now, Mizu supports attacking Canada, our ally, our hat!
The real question is, how will Panam succeed if we attack it? Well, I am fed up.
I WANT NUNAVUT, THIS IS AN UTTER OUTRAGE
(none of it...get it...great pun EH??)
Also, An invasion of Canada would leave a mess of soggy wet leafs for the eUS to rake up, and if you've done it, you know it sucks
Wet leaves America, WET LEAVES
The Proteus Bump
For the past few elections, the candidate I supported has lost, but here is a new section, The Proteus Bump. Here I give my super sought after endorsement to the candidate I want to see it office. Now this election has great candidates and other bull and is sure to be intense. So, after looking carefully at the candidates, looking at those that have FA experience and those who don't I am giving the Proteus Bump to...
KRONOS Q
Wait..
thats the Canadian election,
Okay, for these elections though, I am going to talk why I made my choice
Lets start with Mizu, Claire, Emerick, Haliman and Joe Da Smoe
Both Joe Da Smoe and Mizu failed to impress me at the debates and Mizu seemed to skirt around the more difficult questions, I was mostly unimpressed with the latter portion of Haliman's term,
Emerick makes a point when he says Claire has limited foreign affairs experience, but personally I think Claire can get stuff done, I think she has a strong cabinet for the most part that is balanced between politicians and Military leadership, and I think she would make a strong Potus.
So Claire Littleton / Hadrian X receive the PROTEUS BUMP
~fin
And an opening line I don't want SamWystan to know I used
This article will be divided into two sections;
A Wave of Lies?
and
The Proteus Bump
Starting with,
A Wave of Lies?
Recently, Julian Mizu stated his intentions to run for President, and has time and time again stated he wished to go forward with PANAM. Still, due to the astuteness of those reporting here we have found something terrifying that I thought was our duty to share with you:
Mizu plans to attack Canada. Canada is part of this PANAM alliance,
Now, Mizu supports attacking Canada, our ally, our hat!
The real question is, how will Panam succeed if we attack it? Well, I am fed up.
I WANT NUNAVUT, THIS IS AN UTTER OUTRAGE
(none of it...get it...great pun EH??)
Also, An invasion of Canada would leave a mess of soggy wet leafs for the eUS to rake up, and if you've done it, you know it sucks
Wet leaves America, WET LEAVES
The Proteus Bump
For the past few elections, the candidate I supported has lost, but here is a new section, The Proteus Bump. Here I give my super sought after endorsement to the candidate I want to see it office. Now this election has great candidates and other bull and is sure to be intense. So, after looking carefully at the candidates, looking at those that have FA experience and those who don't I am giving the Proteus Bump to...
KRONOS Q
Wait..
thats the Canadian election,
Okay, for these elections though, I am going to talk why I made my choice
Lets start with Mizu, Claire, Emerick, Haliman and Joe Da Smoe
Both Joe Da Smoe and Mizu failed to impress me at the debates and Mizu seemed to skirt around the more difficult questions, I was mostly unimpressed with the latter portion of Haliman's term,
Emerick makes a point when he says Claire has limited foreign affairs experience, but personally I think Claire can get stuff done, I think she has a strong cabinet for the most part that is balanced between politicians and Military leadership, and I think she would make a strong Potus.
So Claire Littleton / Hadrian X receive the PROTEUS BUMP
~fin
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sneaky sneaky penguin gets first
PROTEUS BUMP
lol
was that a hat made by the mad hatter?
v+s
Claire is alright. Emerick is Great!
Claire is alright. Emerick is Great!
I want a country for a hat...
Always fun stuff, Paul
LOL, Wet leaves serious do SUCK.
Yes, no awesomeness without your hat :3
ORLY
bowen199 4 CP
In my comments, I give Bowen199 the Proteus Bump for CP of that country nobody really likes
Don forget the troll that AH did of Sweden. I don think anyone took it seriously, but interesting article is interesting.
Voted
NUNAVUT
"I think she has a strong cabinet " wouldn't have anything to do with your being named to it..?
more like the Proteus Pay Back.
Oh Custer...
wow you are so impartial.. pause.. NOT
Article Summary: Another person endorsing someone who has promised them something.
Yep Pretty Much, Very Astute of you all,
but it's really not as much fun if you don't read about the wet leaves