A Spamican's comment on the CP elections

Day 952, 09:16 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Horice G Fossil

With this months CP election campaigns beginning
the Real Spamicans watch as the personel attacks
begin and a little more fun is sucked from the eUK

"OH SH#T ! Primeminister election time is upon us"

The parties move straight on to the offensive
attacking each other with insults and abuse

"I disagree with everything you and your party stand for
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed
animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction.
Your mother was a hamster and you smell of elderberries. "

The average citizens of the eUK look on bemused
at the political shenanigans and ask themselves...

"Are they more concerned with their personal vendettas and
private power struggles than the problems of government.
Have they sacrifice their credibility by denying free debate on
vital matters in the mistaken impression that party unity comes
before the well-being of the people they supposedly represent.
Have they become squabbling little toadies without an ounce
of concern for the vital social problems of the eUK.
Are they all crabby, ulcerous, little self-seeking vermin with furry
legs and an excessive addiction to alcohol and certain explicit
sexual practices which some people might find offensive ?"

So lets make this months CP elections and the eUK political
scene in general fun and inclusive for all our fellow citizens !

"So whether you dress to the Left,Right or Centre
let it all hang out and do what's best for the eUK !"

Come on guys the eUK looks to you for leadership
so lets make the eUK fun and may the best man win !

"TRS our philosophy, like color television, is all there in black and white”

Horice 🙂











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