A Party of Patriots: USWP and the February Congressional Elections

Day 462, 09:46 Published in USA USA by ProggyPop

There's been a lot of discussion about the growing concern on foreign invaders in our Congressional elections. We at the USWP are directly dealing with this situation. One of the problems with being the biggest party in the world is that it's harder to keep track of every member. As such, foreigners attempt to sneak into our ranks, take an open seat, run under our banner, and sneak into Congress. This is a nefarious plan of action.

Thankfully, the USWP has a great crew of active Executive Board members and we've dilligently watched out for this problem. GoBucks, our PAC Director and pro-tem Chief of Staff, and Tdwester, one of our dedicated Executive Board members, have succesfully gone through our list and weeded out the foreigners.

With the help of our friends in other parties, we've succesfully bumped the vast majority of attempted foreigners from the ballot. Let me thank the following people for registering as a member of the USWP solely to bump a foreigner off the ballot.

PrincessMedyPi- Alaska
OneEye- Wyoming
Leroy Combs- North Carolina
Gaius Julius- Michigan
Kyle321N- Indiana

We also had USWP members step up to run for Congress to block certain foreigners as well. I'd also like to thank them for their help, even though they're not expected to actually win these seats.

Tennessee- Redclaw486

Unfortunately we were unable to block every foreigner from office. There simply was not enough time to coordinate and block every foreigner. So let me point out, for the record, three foreigners who are running on the USWP line but are not supported by the USWP or its Executive Board .

Artiga- Illinois
PRUNARIU- Montana

Let me make a few comments about these individuals. Artiga is the worst on this level. He is 100% a foreign invader. I believe he is a Brazilian. He may in fact be coordinating with PEACE. We as a party endorse Aren Perry for that seat. Aren is an incumbent and an active member of Congress. We would have endorsed him if he joined the party, but again there just wasn't enough time to coordinate with everyone.

PRUNARIU is a foreigner (Romanian) but he seems to legitimately want to serve the eUS. This could be an act, and it's certainly hard to tell. His English is decent and he has a legitimate presentation. HeadmistressTalia is running in Montana and while we haven't endorsed her, we certainly wish her luck. We would all prefer a true American to a Johnny-Come-Lately Romanian.

One other situation must be noted. Unfortunately our good friend Ananias recently departed the game. This was unfortunate on a number of levels, not the least of which is the fact that Ananias is one of the smartest and most effective Congressional representatives. He will be greatly missed. Unfortunately one side-effect results from Ananias's sudden departure. We've been forced to support Michael Lewis for Congress, as he was unopposed on our ballot.

Let me make this clear once and for all...

The USWP does NOT support Michael Lewis!

That is all.

Update: Let it be known that Alexiel Solarin is NOT, I repeat NOT a foreigner. I apologize to Alexiel for the mix-up. In my defense, we were better safe than sorry in this situation.