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A new Sheriff and the baby Søren
Good day eDanes! I hope you're providing yourself with enough hygge? Remember, a Tuborg a day keeps the blues away!
Now, to the real statement: I, pho3nix, will be filling in for the departed Minister of Health - The_D. I will try to do my best to keep you guys alive, n00bs well paid and make sure you know how to take care of yourself. Today's topic, the very essence of staying alive: <strong>Eating</strong>.
Now, let me tell you a story about a boy named Søren.
Søren is just a baby boy, just arriving in eDenmark. His immune system is not quite ready to cope with the challenges that living on the hard streets of Copenhagen means - so, what should Søren do? He is hungry. He is ill. He needs food.
The state of eDenmark puts 5 Kroner in each new baby's diaper to make us all sleep a bit better at nights. Free food is a good deal, but 5 DKK will only buy you at tops a week's supply of food. More importantly, Søren soon has to realize, learn and repeat a simple click per day - actually eating. If not, Søren is facing starvation and - in time due to overexposure of the symptoms - death.
It might be sad, but its the way this world sorts out the survivors from the retards. The multiers from actual players and suicidal tendencies from productiveness.
So guess what kids - eat up! Each day, every day! But in order to do that, you need a job - which will be the topic of our next article!
Keep that wellness up!
/Your acting Minister of Health
Now, to the real statement: I, pho3nix, will be filling in for the departed Minister of Health - The_D. I will try to do my best to keep you guys alive, n00bs well paid and make sure you know how to take care of yourself. Today's topic, the very essence of staying alive: <strong>Eating</strong>.
Now, let me tell you a story about a boy named Søren.
Søren is just a baby boy, just arriving in eDenmark. His immune system is not quite ready to cope with the challenges that living on the hard streets of Copenhagen means - so, what should Søren do? He is hungry. He is ill. He needs food.
The state of eDenmark puts 5 Kroner in each new baby's diaper to make us all sleep a bit better at nights. Free food is a good deal, but 5 DKK will only buy you at tops a week's supply of food. More importantly, Søren soon has to realize, learn and repeat a simple click per day - actually eating. If not, Søren is facing starvation and - in time due to overexposure of the symptoms - death.
It might be sad, but its the way this world sorts out the survivors from the retards. The multiers from actual players and suicidal tendencies from productiveness.
So guess what kids - eat up! Each day, every day! But in order to do that, you need a job - which will be the topic of our next article!
Keep that wellness up!
/Your acting Minister of Health
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Good article... Fine lenght, you get all the details we need
This was cool..
You see, I told you pho3nix was a retard!
The citizen fee is rather useless, when it's so easy to get a 7+ DKK job as an apprentice.
Angel Forge is currently recruiting, so if you're new to the game and want to help eDenmark make it's world class weapons for use in our glorious war campains feel free to apply!
awesome : )
nice V!
o/ great !
Nice to see some articles from the goverment thumps up
(oh i can say some positive stuff )
Stop write postive stuff The_D, you are never positiv keep it up my friend!!
Stop telling The_D not to say anything positive!
There are obvious irony in what he writes,
If you not can see that dont answer my mates post,
You have totaly right The_D..
There are obvious irony in what he writes,
If you not can see that dont answer my mates post,x2
Whoot Mr. Naizugai do you know the sønderjyde to ?