A Modest Proposal [Paul for President]
Paul Proteus
That's right, again, Paul4Prez
I am just here to make a Modest Proposal,
Please oh Please get the novella reference
Hey, its your friendly neighborhood stalker Paul, and I have a small favor I need to ask of you,
actually, its pretty big actually,
On the 5th of November, I need you all to vote for me for President
I can explain, I can explain ,
I have actually been president of Switzerland before, in August,
where even without a bank for two thirds of my term, I was able to help get our economy on the road to recovery, opening jobs for all professions. Still, my presidency was far from perfect, and I understand that, I appointed some (not all, I had some bitchin' helpers as well) sub-par cabinet members, and personally I didn't get as much done as I had hoped to. Still, I have learned from my mistakes, and have prepared a bit of Paul propaganda so enjoy!
Don't worry, I recycle! Just not pictures, this article features never before seen Vote Paul Pictures
Who am I?
Well, you should all know this, but in case you don't, here is some quick recap:
I have been in Switzerland since I was born almost a year ago. Since then, I have been in Switzerland writing this lovely paper and working in politics. Three months ago, Russians controlled our congress and Clifford was President. So I took action and stormed into the presidency! (Largely thanks to vNations).
Pascal Couchepin's depiction of Paul storming the Presidency!
After that, I took a break, but as I saw my country ripped in half through impeachments and general unruliness, I decided to come back.
No Need to Fear,
Paul is Here!
...
(Shutup, I miss Penguin too)
Well, here is some light reading:
http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Paul_Proteus
It also includes a lot of the recent history of Switzerland
It's a me, Paul!
Experience
Before we get into anything, I would like to start off with a barrage of my previous positions
As I have already mentioned,
President
Serving under multiple presidents, my favorite being Eleriel,
3x Vice President
I have been in Congress many times, never lost anyway, and have represented every region
6x Congressmember
Also, I was in JNArno's cabinet back when I was but a wee little noob
1x Vice Minister of Economics
Also, I've done a lot of other minor positions, some useless, some not, some I just cant remember, anyway point is,
In all those positions I have actively worked towards doing whats best for Switzerland, and I have learned, anyway, on to a few major points:
Economy
Not, not quite like that...That'd be cool though
Switzerland has never had a flourishing economy throughout my eLife, and during my presidency I tried to help, unfortunately, our economy still needs much work. Although the MPP will begin to help our economy, it is only a start. As president, I will work with NOT FOR nor against our few Swiss companies. We need higher wages and less unemployment, neither of which are possible without succesful business. That being said, I plan to continue our current government run companies, they provide consistant jobs, which is essential, especially to beginners. Nobody wants to play if they can't afford bread!
Moving on to
Military
This Section Exists?
In the past we have had very little fighting in Switzerland, but with our current MPP and our current, and hopefully next administration (Me you doofus) will continue keeping constant battles available in Switzerland. These MPPs are actually quite good for us, they boost our experience (much more than Exp. proposals) and also help our economy. With these MPPs comes the question: "Paul why don't we have a military?" Well, a long time ago, Clifford decided that to remain neutral we couldn't have an army (yet region swapping with Phoenix was A-Okay). Anyway, there are other small countries in the world, and they have armies, why don't we. Well, most attempts have been much too large scale for our meager population. Also, we are pretty inactive. I want a military, you want a military. I am doing my part if you elect me, then you have to do yours and be active. Hopefully other eNations may actually understand the term Switzerland!
YES, THERE WILL BE A MILITARY
Thank you to Emerick, who I completely copied this idea off, awesome campaign strategy
Now on to
Foreign Affairs
This is pretty simple, during my last term I made some promises, and I did pretty badly in this department, Pascal did fine, but I failed to properly keep him in the loop. Anyway, sorry if this is a bit repetetive, but SWITZERLAND NEEDS TO BE KNOWN, other countries need to know who we are. This starts with sending ambassadors around the globe, this is not only the easiest way for others to know us, but also it is a great way for little Swiss noobs to get some experience and get ready for the political portion of the game. Also, just to get it out of the way, Switzerland is an EDEN country, we are in EDEN. We have been for, what, 11 months? And escape from EDEN was not official. My first thing to do would to check actual Swiss opinion on the matter, and if Clifford is right, then we can formally leave EDEN with all Swiss knowing its happening. Still, from my knoweledge, the vast majority of Swiss are happy with being in EDEN and proud of it.
Finally on to some other topics
The Constitution-This needs to be passed, during my term as president I wrote a draft with F4uc0n, Jimakos and Penguin. Since then it has been edited and getting close to finalized, quickly, as president, I would put it before congress, and the Swiss people to pass the constitution into law
Religion
Everyone good with Don't Ask Don't Tell (For anyone who is confused, this is a joke)
Hail Renouille
Method of Destroying Multis
With a guitar,
bitch
Awesomeness
It is a well known fact I score a 9/10 on the Wazamaza scale of Awesome
And lastly,
At this point I don't know who I will be running against, but I wish them all the best, I hope they too are running to help Switzerland. I hope they too will see past silly lines and follow the example Walther set when he passed the MPP with Poland.
So,
That's it,
probably the first time I wrote up a serious program
and for your troubles for reading it:
Q: Life the Universerse and Everything
A: 42
Comments
we don't have a constitution?! can i have a spot in your cabinet?
I BACK PAUL PROTEUS WITH ALL MY HEART.
HE HAS eSWITZERLANDS BEST INTEREST AT HEART.
hallo,
kann mir jemand das präsentation übersetzen???
was ist mit unseren landessprachen?
Okan Yasar:
Paul kann kein Deutsch. Du solltest sein Artikel mit Google übersetzen aber du wurdest nicht alles verstehen.
Was er sagt ist dass er schon President wäre und dass er will noch einmal President werden um die Wirtschaft zu verbessern.
Er wollte auch eine Verfassung veröffentlischen, eine Armee organisieren und eine Referendum über den Allianz EDEN zu machen um zu wiessen was die Schweizern denken von diese Allianz.
Er wollte auch Botschafter in anderen Ländern senden.
Voted 😉
voted
we are with you!
I read you were talking about Penguin? 😮
GO GO PAUL! NOVEMBER IS THE MONTH OF AWESOME!
Interesting, good luck. Voted
go go go !
go for Switzerland ! Make Switzerland a proud member of EDEN !
CZAR ENDORSEMENT
GL, voted
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madkytie... i think you need a pro to write ur comic material