A letter to the [IPC]
Quim B. Muffins
I haven’t used this dusty old rag in a while. I’ve been generally disinterested in this game all summer. Basically I’ve been two-clicking my e-life away. But damn it, I am loyal, this game, at least the political module, keeps me coming back for more. I am pressing a few more buttons these days. eCanada is back on the map and with it, political activity is picking up. I’ve been sucked back in. So I have decided to rejoin the IPC, because well, I am kinda tired of the politics of the big 3 and well I’ve got roots there (I’ve got roots everywhere, yes I’ll admit it, I am a political whore).
So ya, here I am feeling my way back into a party that I have basically ignored for a year (but hasn’t everyone?). I have been accused, by a certain senior member, of being a PTOer and a medal hunter. Did I join this party a few days before the Congressional Election and sign up to be a Congressperson, yep, would I have done the same with any party I might be in this time of the month, of course! I enjoy being a Congressperson, I am a politician, I get involved, whenever I can, politically. As for the PTO talk, let me tell you what I know. Last month I was approached by a fellow eCanadain who asked me if I wanted to help with a PTO attempt of CW, I wished him luck, gave him a coupla names which he might contact, but that was as involved as I got. My history with CW is no mystery. Oinyo and I have had many a political battle, it’s what keeps us honest. Was I aware that there was a possible PTO attempt of the IPC, yes, was I involved, nope. Ask around, the truth is out there.
As for my plans this month and my run for the IPC PP, I am in it to win. Personally I think it’s time to shake up the political leadership of this party. Stagnation is political suicide and damn it the IPC is as stale as month old bread. I want to breath new life into this tired old party. If I win does that mean that there was a successful PTO attempt? I suppose, that is, if you see me as an outsider and a threat. If I beat Punisher, I take over the reigns of this party. He will not be part of my inner circle, he has shown no interest in working with me. Things will be much different if I win. But change is not a bad thing. Renewal is needed. I am the guy for that.
Punisher is going to attack and insult, curse and swear. I will defend myself, but I will try and do so in a positive and constructive way. I am not in desperate need of a Party Presidency. I have played the role multiple times in various parties. I am just taking another kick at the can because I think it’s fun. I want to be your next PP, but I am not going to lose my mind if I lose. I apologize in advance for the shite that is gonna come from the other guy, his head is already exploding and we are still over 2 weeks away from election day.
Anyway kids, this is all I have for now. I thought I should let you all know what’s up and prepare you all for the upcoming sh*tstorm.
Keep your sticks on the ice,
Be excellent to each other,
Remember to embrace the Dark Side,
QM
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Quimbie \o/
Quimbie, our prodigal son has returned to activity!
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Feeling the love, from the CPF no less.
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http://oi42.tinypic.com/15i5fv8.jpg
So what's the plan, you use IBB's puppets to vote for you,so you could successfully PTO our party,right?
Until then you're gonna point out every day that you used to be our PP once...but what you won't mention is that you got that position from me.
I thought you were cool, but you proved me wrong with doing absolutely nothing - except trying to ruin our relations with CW,because you hold the grudge against them for some reason.
I am not going to allow that.You will not use this party for your personal gain.You won't destroy IPC with ruining our relations with other parties. You.Will.Fail. Like your dad's condom.
I asked you before, name me just one good thing you did for the IPC so we could believe in your good intentions? Just one. But of course,you can't,
I'm not going to curse or swear, i'll just wipe the floor with you in 2 weeks.
"I'm not going to curse or swear"
You know, my montage was generously made halfway through your tirade of immature comments. There's tons more where that came from, so don't act like you won't keep cursing and swearing. Asterisks and numbers don't keep it from being swearing.
You know, you should keep your shoelaces out, so they could pull you out of IBB's a$$. I've never seen a bigger suck up than you,seriously.
A pattern I've noticed is that you never actually respond to anything I say, you just come back with insults and personal attacks.
You don't know me, brah.
First, the tinypic image; yep IBB and I want to shake things up. I have made that abundantly clear. I think that the current state of the IPC sucks, we are going nowhere, I want to change that. Second, relations with CW; I am not going to suck up to any party. I want the IPC to stand on our own merits. Being CW-lite does nothing to attract new members, or advance us politically. Third; I'll see you at the poles.
It's cute when you say 'we'... i can join MDP and say 'we' but it won't change the fact that i'm not their member. It's good that you admit that you work with PTOer,so yes you are one too.
Why can;t you answer my question about doing good things for IPC? Why can't you just admit that you never did anything for us? And suddenly you try to be the Messiah that will 'shake things up'. That is a pathetic argument for a PTO attempt.
Why didn't you change anything while you were the PP,things sucked more back then and yet you did nothing,you just ran away.Why would that change?
Why do you think that we are 'sucking up' to CW? The term friendship is beyond your comprehension obviously.
Because I'm not a total knob I'm not going to Screenshot the PRIVATE message where Quimbie declined any PTO help that I offered.
Also, Punisher, if you could accept that Quimbie is better for the party than you and moved on the IPC would be in a better place, but because you aren't going to and because you are going to whine and complain regardless I am going to just let Quimbie beat you and nudge you even more into irrelevance.
'' I am going to just let Quimbie beat you'' is that how you officially announce a new PTO? I thought you were smarter,because this time, we're gonna be ready.
Oh and as for Quimbie's competence, he showed us what is he capable of when he was a PP.
As for irrelevance - with your destroyed political career,you're the symbol of irrelevance in eCanada, little buddy.
Destroyed Political Career? Oh ye of little faith.
He is a very talented politician and would do wonders for the IPC, the same IPC that you have forced into stagnation and irrelevance.
Finally, you aren't very good at reading are you?
totally, he did wonders when he was our PP - just created a conflict with CW and then he ran away...very talented politician, that's why i call him the Messiah.
I'm glad you've finally come to your senses
Vote for Quimbie. If not for the fact that he's more qualified and more dignified, at least do it so Punisher gets mad.
What are you actually offering? I don't mean this in a flippant way just new breath of life and an attack on the other candidate isn't a manifesto. What are your actual ideas for the IPC, looking forward to your response 🙂
JQ
It's really that simple too: place their manifestos side-by-side and vote for whoever you think will take you in the direction you want the party to go.
He's offering - a PTO. He has no ideas ( like he never did during his term as PP,other people were doing his job ),and this 4sshole IBB is going to use his puppets to vote for him.It's so obvious.
What can you expect if he wins? An anarchy,membership loss,a war with CW and CPF,and a total destruction of IPC. He's incompetent to do anything good,he proved that long time ago.
But still,when i read the comments of IBB and his little puppet Joshur, i'm so looking forward to wiping the floor with their a$$es in 2 weeks, you can't imagine.
Even when your party members are willing to be reasonable and let Quimbie present his ideas for the party and compare, you still seem to spew hatred and try to spin things in favour of your agenda. You decide to ignore proper reasoning and just predict that the world will burn if you don't get your way. Somebody holds a grudge.
You're just an angry little gnome now, aren't you?
What party members? You and IBB? LOL You're just a feisty little PTO scum aren't you?
For somebody who claims they know best for their party, you really don't read your own party chat, do you?
If you mean by 'party chat' - stuff you, Quimbie and IBB say, then no i don't.
My basic manifesto, early on, I have a while to form a more detailed political action plan, is to rid the IPC of the potty-mouthed barbarian Punisher. No party should be lead by a dude that swears better than he spells. I am gunning for him. He is the target.
I am also offering change, call it PTO, that is if you like the way the IPC is at the moment. Stagnant, stuck in 4th, filled with 2-clickers and AFKers. I want this party to be vibrant and active. I want veterans helping noobs, I want vibrant debate (hell, I have been in the IPC for less than a week and already the party feed is hopping and we're all over the media). I want to attract some of my allies to this party, hell even adversaries are invited as long as they play fair and are respectable.
As for the idea that I am out to get CW or the CPF, meh, I see them as political adversaries, but not enemies. They are standing in this party's path to ultimate success, which is to be the top party in Canada. For that matter so is the MDP. I am not out to get any one party, or individual for one party or the other. Frankly I have friends and political adversaries in all the major eCanadian parties. I've stepped on some toes, that's part of this game. But if anything, I am hoping to better cooperate along party lines. I will work with CW, if I think CW has a good idea, I will speak up if I think the MDP are talking trash. I am my own man, I don't pick favourites.
My manifesto then, is to rid the party of Punisher (I view him as a cancer and an anchor) and then invite new members and old to reinvigorate and legitimatize this party. That could mean writing a new party charter, discussing whether we want to go the party tenet route, or stay more of an open democracy, one where ideas are debated as the come up and adjusting our thinking as a party to deal with the issues of the day.
QM
Hahahahahahaha. This dude is so full of shit omg. If you really believe in all the shit you just said, why can't you answer me,i asked you a simple question zillion times: WHY YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING GOOD FOR IPC WHILE YOU WERE THE PP? Call me barbarian, but me and my team did everything to make this party successful when you ran away. During your term IPC had 14 members, and during Panzer's term (i was his VP) at one point we had 85 members. So yeah, i am the cancer? You are a hypocrite Quimbie.
As for this part '' discussing whether we want to go the party tenet route, or stay more of an open democracy, one where ideas are debated as the come up and adjusting our thinking as a party to deal with the issues of the day.'' i can say that this is the biggest BS that came out of your mouth,since you were the biggest opponent of democracy. You're just hungry for power,because i know your true face.
Like i said once, with your ideology you sound like a true MDP material,so you should seek a fresh start there,and leave us alone.
You wanna know why I left months and months ago? I left because EPD fecked off and I felt the party was pointless. He and I were tight, I thought, so when he disappeared among scandal and political failure, I didn't feel right being a part of the party at the time. It was a deeply personal time for me, it made me question my own political loyalties. The IPC was formed out of desperation, it was kind of the last gasp of EPD's eCan political career and frankly I didn't want to be brought down with him. There's the truth, warts and all.
As for your record, I applaud your longevity and loyalty... but the big question is, what have you done for the IPC lately? Squat! You can't even inspire 30% of your members to vote in the Congressional Elections. So enough of all this talk about the past. Let's focus on the future. If you want to have an intellectual conversation about where this party is headed and what we can do to make it better, I am all ears. If however, you're more interested in beating the same tired arguments to death and cursing, swearing and stomping your feet, I am done with you.
You're just a political whore,like you said before. Loyalty is an abstract term for you,and i don't need people like you in my party. You showed already what you can do (nothing),except selling shit wrapped in decorative paper.
If you really want the best for IPC,why don't you start with,let's say recruiting. Right now. Why don't you DO something for a change,what's stopping you? You just want power,you always did. If i didn't step down after EPD's resignation,you'd leave the party right away.Perhaps it was better if you did,because i was the one who had to clean up the shit you caused,and i had to build the party from the ground.Everything you say about your good intentions now - well, i'm not buying it.
Geezus the ego is strong in you eh? Me, me, me, me.
And yet, your biggest argument against me is my 'ego', and 'multies'. You avoid to answer my simple questions,and you keep changing the subject because you know i'm right.
I wish you were excellent to me 😛
Hush Max! Back into the cellar with you.
Don't bother with the IPC, they quite literally aren't worth the trouble. They barely got more Congress votes than the FPC and to be honest I'm more than a little embarrassed for them.
Come to the MDP. You're exactly the kind of player we're looking for.
that was rather deplorable wasn't it
Thanks for your sideways support Muglack... but I see the IPC as a restoration project. It's a real fixer-upper.
And yes the Congressional Election turn out was embarrassing. Too many AFKers.
Muglack in translation this means: My PTO buddy IBB promised me enough votes to beat Punisher, so we'll have the power to achieve our greater plans.
So who's going to nominate you for speaker this month?
Me, as Speaker? Do I not have to be at least a Congressperson for that gig?
This is a reply to Muglack, not you Quimbie 😛
Oh, ya, that makes way more sense. 😛
I nominated myself.
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