A letter to the [IPC]

Day 2,136, 13:20 Published in Canada Canada by Quim B. Muffins


I haven’t used this dusty old rag in a while. I’ve been generally disinterested in this game all summer. Basically I’ve been two-clicking my e-life away. But damn it, I am loyal, this game, at least the political module, keeps me coming back for more. I am pressing a few more buttons these days. eCanada is back on the map and with it, political activity is picking up. I’ve been sucked back in. So I have decided to rejoin the IPC, because well, I am kinda tired of the politics of the big 3 and well I’ve got roots there (I’ve got roots everywhere, yes I’ll admit it, I am a political whore).

So ya, here I am feeling my way back into a party that I have basically ignored for a year (but hasn’t everyone?). I have been accused, by a certain senior member, of being a PTOer and a medal hunter. Did I join this party a few days before the Congressional Election and sign up to be a Congressperson, yep, would I have done the same with any party I might be in this time of the month, of course! I enjoy being a Congressperson, I am a politician, I get involved, whenever I can, politically. As for the PTO talk, let me tell you what I know. Last month I was approached by a fellow eCanadain who asked me if I wanted to help with a PTO attempt of CW, I wished him luck, gave him a coupla names which he might contact, but that was as involved as I got. My history with CW is no mystery. Oinyo and I have had many a political battle, it’s what keeps us honest. Was I aware that there was a possible PTO attempt of the IPC, yes, was I involved, nope. Ask around, the truth is out there.

As for my plans this month and my run for the IPC PP, I am in it to win. Personally I think it’s time to shake up the political leadership of this party. Stagnation is political suicide and damn it the IPC is as stale as month old bread. I want to breath new life into this tired old party. If I win does that mean that there was a successful PTO attempt? I suppose, that is, if you see me as an outsider and a threat. If I beat Punisher, I take over the reigns of this party. He will not be part of my inner circle, he has shown no interest in working with me. Things will be much different if I win. But change is not a bad thing. Renewal is needed. I am the guy for that.

Punisher is going to attack and insult, curse and swear. I will defend myself, but I will try and do so in a positive and constructive way. I am not in desperate need of a Party Presidency. I have played the role multiple times in various parties. I am just taking another kick at the can because I think it’s fun. I want to be your next PP, but I am not going to lose my mind if I lose. I apologize in advance for the shite that is gonna come from the other guy, his head is already exploding and we are still over 2 weeks away from election day.

Anyway kids, this is all I have for now. I thought I should let you all know what’s up and prepare you all for the upcoming sh*tstorm.

Keep your sticks on the ice,
Be excellent to each other,
Remember to embrace the Dark Side,

QM