A letter to eBulgaria, eItaly and eTurkey

Day 943, 05:18 • Published in Greece Thailand • by deleted smee
Goodevening eBulgaria, eItaly & eTurkey,

Are you tired of being poor countries?
Are you tired of being weak countries?
Are you tired of being the laughingstock of eRepublik?

There is a very simple way you can became an eRepublik powerhouse, restore economic and military power and gain the respect of everybody!



COME CONQUER CENTRAL GREECE.



WE ALL KNOW YOU WANT TO.



Seriously, just a few regions away lies one of the richest regions, and if you made it yours,
you'd be rich,
you'd be powerful,
you'd be respected.

You'd be on top of the world!

It's a pot of gold just sitting there and waiting for you!





It's been a couple of months since anybody has dared to attack eGreece, and nobody can blame you for this...
- You are all weak and powerless and we are strong.
- You acknowledge you are nothing compared to us, and that we are your superiors.
- And finally, even if you wanted to, I bet your ePresidents couldn't figure out how to attack (specifically the President of eTurkey only knows how to retreat).

For the past few months, us eGreeks have been sitting on our ass and doing nothing but training and waiting.. training and waiting... I don't feel like training anymore, and I've gotten tired of waiting.



Seriously, look at me, I can't blame you for being afraid.


Since you all have open wars against us, combined the three of you can begin OPERATION GREECE ON FIRE.


You are all scared of the elite eGreek fighting force.



In conclusion, I think it's time you all got your act together.


THERES THREE OF YOU AND ONE OF US, SO STOP BEING



AND ATTACK US.







Until next time, go &@$# yourself eBulgaria, eItaly and eTurkey, and stay classy eGreece.

smee again.