A Dioist Amerika

Day 879, 01:39 • Published in USA Pakistan • by Longbaugh
/v/ictory




For the first time in nearly a year, I'm officially proud of the nation I was born in.

Emerick was able to win the party presidential seat of America's #1 party: the formerly-known 'America's Advancement Party.' The ninth largest party in the New World is officially Dioist.

It's now the Dioist Amerika Front;operated and controlled by Dioists. As a direct result, I can now officially drop the percentage of PD* Americans from 99% to... oh, let's say 80%.

Congratulations to Emerick and all Amerikan Dioists! Your country is one step closer to full and complete /v/irginization.




LONG LIVE DIO BRANDO!


LONG LIVE /V/AKISTAN!


What a christening for my 50th article.


*I only use the term "PD" (instead of the extended moniker) when I'm sure I'll get reported by PD's, thus getting my article deleted by admin.