A Bustle in Your Hedgerow:
Jimmy Cincinnati
Issue #80
*Linda*
Hello; I'm Linda Vanderbooben.
*Dick*
I'm Richard Cranium.
*Linda*
eUS has no current battles, but Pacifica was on the move, today;
eRussia was battling with eJapan, ePakastan battled it out with eIndia and eSlovienia experienced a battle on multiple fronts.
*Linda*
Although, there's nothing pertinent, to report; Kojak has paid us to tell you that Bigfoot was spotted, in eTexas.
*Linda*
Also; Budwaster has paid us to tell you that one beer a day, may be good for your heart.
*Linda*
Over to you, Dick
*Dick*
Thank you, Linda
*Dick*
The eUS Dictator continues his tour.
*Dick*
eUS Dictator, Trekker Tlumac, visited the city of Richmond Virginia, Today.
Tlumac addressed the issues of; Media Presence, Housing and keeping the Illuminati, away from the Water Supply."
*Dick*
Highways and local traffic, were halted, temporarily. Helicopters with 50 caliber rifles were flown over impoverished areas; in a show of solidarity.
*Linda*
That's all, for tonight. We'll see you next Thursday; if we haven't lost all of our sponsors.
*Dick*
Good night, Linda.
The big wheel keeps spinning.
I had escaped prison, nearly, a year earlier. I was hotter than 3 Card Monte and I was about to enter the Crimson Citadel but I had a press pass and they never check ID. They were only looking for weapons.
I pulled myself a swig of whiskey and threw the bottle under my seat. I payed the meter and headed up the steps.
I delivered the Manuscript and got back to my car. Nothing special was happening. Just some blowhards, Claiming victory for "Their Achievements."
Away from all those shifty goons; I breathed a sigh of relief. I drove toward the NOS Dive Bar, where the conversation was 100% real.
Suddenly, I saw the red white and blue lights, flashing.
I knew this day would come and I had weighed my options. I knew that I would not be able to outrun or outmaneuver them, in my car, so I pulled into Pizzashack's parking lot.
This time I wouldn't go to a medium security prison. The only thing that keeps people there is hope. This time I was going to Gladiator School.
Would that be the reason that this guy gets a promotion or I could go out in the blaze of glory?
Grab a pen and paper. Helps us write the people's history.
Comments
Don't be alarmed now.
Pure Pulp Fiction. You know he will find a way out of this.
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run...
There's still time to change the road you're on.
You know this is going to play in my brain all day now. Thanks guyses.
You're Welcome
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Guitar tabs don't post well.
Good stuff GoTJ!
Nayz.
😃
V & S!
Part #2: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-bustle-in-you-hedgerow-part-2--2523739/1/20