Hundreds of eIranians Wake Up Stranded in eCanada
Day 669, 18:22
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by William Duncan
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e Iran, taking a lesson from eIndoensia's failed playbook, decided to settle the Northwest Territories by sending several hundred would-be imperial colonists to reside in NWT and act as a kind of garrison.
Though colonization was useless in both countries' cases, nonetheless eIran imagined itself to be superior to the forces of the brolliance and EDEN, and did not abandon the project that vanity designed.
Now that eIran's army has been utterly vanquished by triumphant Allied Forces, these stranded imperialists will be spamming our media and potentially attempting economic sabotage against our businesses; therefore, company owners would be wise to check the wellness of any eIranian citizens working for your company; if it's low, fire them.
Bear in mind though that most eIranians will simply be working to save up for the quite sudden and unexpected expense of needing to purchase 2 MTs to return to glorious nation of eIran.
Most Importantly...
Expect a lot of very sore, oddly childlike and extremely over emotional comments and articles from these stranded setllers. In my opinion, of all the e nations we have fought, eIranians are the most nationally self-conscious, and certainly the most nationally sensitive. This complete and humiliating defeat of eIran is sure to make a lot of stranded eIranian imperialists spazz out like adolescents at the height of their puberty. It won't be pretty, and it won't be rational, so don't argue with them. Consider such emotional comments nothing more than the family toddler having a fit because they didn't get their lolly pop.
...so, y'know, be expecting that eCanada
Anyways, congrats everyone for liberating NWT \o/
High-fives.
WD
e Iran, taking a lesson from eIndoensia's failed playbook, decided to settle the Northwest Territories by sending several hundred would-be imperial colonists to reside in NWT and act as a kind of garrison.
Though colonization was useless in both countries' cases, nonetheless eIran imagined itself to be superior to the forces of the brolliance and EDEN, and did not abandon the project that vanity designed.
Now that eIran's army has been utterly vanquished by triumphant Allied Forces, these stranded imperialists will be spamming our media and potentially attempting economic sabotage against our businesses; therefore, company owners would be wise to check the wellness of any eIranian citizens working for your company; if it's low, fire them.
Bear in mind though that most eIranians will simply be working to save up for the quite sudden and unexpected expense of needing to purchase 2 MTs to return to glorious nation of eIran.
Most Importantly...
Expect a lot of very sore, oddly childlike and extremely over emotional comments and articles from these stranded setllers. In my opinion, of all the e nations we have fought, eIranians are the most nationally self-conscious, and certainly the most nationally sensitive. This complete and humiliating defeat of eIran is sure to make a lot of stranded eIranian imperialists spazz out like adolescents at the height of their puberty. It won't be pretty, and it won't be rational, so don't argue with them. Consider such emotional comments nothing more than the family toddler having a fit because they didn't get their lolly pop.
...so, y'know, be expecting that eCanada
😉
Anyways, congrats everyone for liberating NWT \o/
High-fives.
WD
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Don't let the iceberg hit your ship on teh way out! Vive la Canada!
I'd better start brushing up my Farsi.
I had a pretty fun pm convo with an iranian girl. Overall she was a good sport about things. But you are right, there are many who are quite vocal about their displeasure, and love for Iran.
Edit, the french tried the same thing in Quebec, we all know how this went down in the don't we?
God Iranians are annoying in game.
Time to raise prices for MT's in eCanada? XD
Epic win gentlemen \o/
Highwellness, low wellness ... just FIRE the bloody sods!
As for raising ticket prices ... hhhhmmmm ... not a bad idea, System. 😉
MZ
Lol so true. Im surprised this paper hasnt been flooded with comments like Canada=0 😛
I'll take the eIranians over those insufferable eFrance guys -- they might talk trash but no one does arrogance like eFrance
lol I even have a friend who lives in Iran IRL and he moved to eCanada because he doesnt like eIran XD but on another note i hear there is lots of violence going out on the streets there. hope he is alright 😒 welp nothing personal against iran but in the game they attacked canada so serves them right 😛
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"This complete and humiliating defeat of eIran is sure to make a lot of stranded eIranian imperialists spazz out like adolescents at the height of their puberty. It won't be pretty, and it won't be rational, so don't argue with them. Consider such emotional comments nothing more than the family toddler having a fit because they didn't get their lolly pop."
easier said than done, I've had it with their bullshit
And now for the final clue in the hunt o/
While the theme of this hunt has been Canada during the PEACE invasion of North America, the last article you need to find is about a completely different era, the beta era. This was when eCanada and erepublik itself was still growing. While the article itself was published near day 1000, it was written by a famous eCanadian who lived through the beta player (though I fear he is now widely forgotten) who claims to be the first to reach the military rank of general. In this article he tells the story of the first eCanadian presidents and the war of Nave's toe through a well composed limerick!