Why I would make an Awesome congressman
CapnFancyPants
There are several points why I should be your local congressman.
1 - I am rumoured to have magical Filibustering powers
2 - I was voted "Most Likely to Become a congressman in a online world"
3 - I have already purchased a "world's best congressman" coffee cup and am not able to return it.
So remember a vote for me is a vote for Awesomeness!
Thanks,
CapnFancyPants
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