Thank You, Mr. Dimagiba 2.0

Day 585, 07:51 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by Swagger McSwag

Good day, everyone.

I would like to publicly thank one of our most respected solons, Mr. Dimagiba 2.0, for manning the Philippine government's official voters registration and anti-PTO system, which helped deter any potential PTO attempts during the June 25 elections and ensured the preservation of the status quo.

In the days following the elections, Mr. Dimagiba 2.0 devised Google Docs forms and emailed and PMed them profusely to as much Filipinos as he could to get enough people to participate. He then sorted out voters, directed candidates to regions where they were needed, and distributed moving tickets to voters.

As a result of his hard work, votes were distributed almost evenly and the status quo has been more or less preserved. The Filipino Progressive Movement (FPM) and the Kilusan ng Makabayang Pinoy (KMP) each retain approximately 30% of Congress just like last month, while the National Filipinista Party and Philippines for the Filipinos party share the remaining 40% between themselves, almost just like last year. Also, no single candidate received abnormally high votes, like in some elections before.

Nonetheless, I express my regret that some were not able to make it into Congress, in spite of Mr. Dimagiba's voting system, most notably former Philippine president blitzwithlimes. Of course, this is none of Mr. Dimagiba's fault. I suspect that some may not have cooperated fully with him and have thus effectively prevented deserving people to get into Congress. I hope that this is not the case and that Filipinos would always stand together in times of trouble.

Regards to all,

Ariel
VP

P.S. To all congressmen, please refrain from making 'lulz' donation proposals from now on. We have learned from the recent jayranz incident that this is too risky. Let's stick to other kinds of proposals. Thanks. 😁
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June 27, 2009