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The following article is a reader's submission from Mr. Dimagiba 2.0:
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First of all, I’d like to tell all of you that this is meant for highly intellectual people like me.

No. Just kidding. Actually, this article is for the dumb ones who cannot process intellectual matters within their mentally incapacitated brains.

I’m not going to tell you how to live your eLife here by working or training everyday just like everybody else does. But, in case, noobs find this article, here’s a link to the official tutorial: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Tutorial



1) Participate! In every possible way. If there’s a war, fight for your country. If there’s an election, vote. But, be sure to read the candidate’s presentations first.

If there’s an official forum, join and mingle with your fellow country men.

The official forums according to the FPM: http://ephilippines.forummotion.com/

The official forums according to the PFF: http://epilipinas.bigforumpro.com/

2) Speak up! Tell everyone that you exist. Give your opinion on this or that matter. Criticize articles and comments. Harshly, if possible. Everyone has the right to express their opinion. There is freedom of speech in eRepublik. So, what are you waiting for? Antagonize everyone now.



3) Make your own Brute (http://kurap.mybrute.com/) and MyMiniCity (http://dimagiba.myminicity.com/) to make the game more interesting. You’ll have more fun. And, make post a link on your shouts.



4) SPAM! Make spam like “Prince Terence kills Bob Boblo” or “Agent JC Denton discovers Jurgo’s plot”. The former was created by me. Help spread the message.

5) Crack some jokes in comments, shouts and on the forums. If you have a newspaper, publish your funny jokes and stories. Someone needs to follow the path of the late Sino Kamukamo, the national joker, clown and plagiarist.

6) Always try something new. Try your best to make ePhilippines a more interesting place.
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Editor’s Note: Fight my Brute (http://avander.mybrute.com/). And don’t forget to visit Manila: (http://manila.myminicity.com/)
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Mr. Dimagiba 2.0 is a peasant farmer in Transilvania, Romania. He is commonly believed to be the reincarnation of the late Philippine Senator Rageldo Protasio Wilhelmino Capistrano Thermopolis Mountbatten-Windsor Holstein-Gottorp-Romanov Yi Bonaparte Dave Ming Chang Hohenzollern Lakandula Abu Bakr Sikatuna Dimasalang Dimahanap Dimaintindihan Dimamamatay-matay Norris Schwarzenegger Dimagiba Poe, Jr., Ph.D., Th.D., M.D., D.D.D, KBE, CMG, CSI, DHA, MSG, ABC, 123. He is also not so commonly believed to be the real Senator Dimagiba, who was reanimated as an undead blood-sucking denizen of Trrrrransilvania.
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(4/19/2009)