I, -YOU-, am running for congress!
Pierric Bross
Hello people of -country-, I am -YOU-. Today I am officially announcing my run for a congress position in -region of country-.
I am running as a representative of -party-.
My main goal is to keep the other congresspersons honest!
In other words, I am here for you, the people, and not for a title, or some gold.
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This is a joke article, btw. I may as well say it now before someone accuses someone of something.
Hehe, you shouldn't have told them; I'd have loved to see the backlash...
What the hell happened to your face?
I think its a mustache.
: )