N.A.S.A.

Day 482, 23:22 • Published in USA USA • by Daks

Note: The following is RP article and has nothing to do with 'important' issues.



I officially announce the creation of NASA (National Aeronautics and Space Administration). I, Daks, have been appointed, by myself, to lead this administration and to supervise our progression to our ultimate goal of reaching ________ (to be determined at a later date).


As the first act of this administration I hear by announce our formal plans to land on the moon. The project will be officially called "I got here first bitch". Under "The Ralph Kramden Program"; Official motto "Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!" it will encompass all Missions to the moon.


My second act is to formally start testing machines that may lead us to the moon. The first project known as "The Kitty Hawk Project", will officially test deigns of flying machines; under the direction "The Patent War Program" where all subsets of flying missions will be managed.


My Third act will be to begin the Coruscant Program. After getting reports of PEACE scientist and engineers building, a what one witness described as "a moon"; yet another witness, and I quote, said "that's no moon it's a space station!", but then proceeded to take a cab to the sci-fi convention. But obviously the "space station" is not in space, so it a "unspace station". So under the Alderaan Initiative we will syphon off info from their "technological terror". When there is enough info we will begin the Skywalker Project.


The when we have sufficient technology we will continue on the with the "Regan Program". Which will automatically initiate the "Star Wars Program".


Hopefully PrincessMedyPi hasn't beaten us to the moon. Seriously though, she is everywhere; and has a 'tentacle' in everything in all parts of the world. Can anyone say PuppetMasterMedyPi (Puh-pet-Mast-her-Made-a-Pie)?

But that's besides the point, I will start testing of flying machines immediately. I'll have the Wright Brothers get right on. And the "I got here first bitch", mission will be put on stand by till the development of an efficient propulsion system.

I will hold a press conference in a week to show our current progression. If you have any question I will answer them during the conference. A sign-up sheet (link) will be posted up within the next 24 hours.

Daks, Administrator of NASA