Beards of Glory

Comrades, I have once again decided to dip my prostates into the cesspool that is eSwiss politics. In other words (In case you hesitated in clicking the link about me dipping my prostates) I am running for congress again. Here's 5 reasons outlining why you should vote for me if you're not already a lost cause.

#5 A Bitching Name
EpoRadio is a bitching name.

#4 Red Dead Redemption is an Awesome Game
And my avatar follows suit.

#3 Voting
Unlike a surprising amount of congressmen, I actually plan on voting on all proposals.

#2 America
This one is only in her because my application for American citizenship was declined because I've said a few "anti-american" such as "PIG-DISGUSTING USA!" Here's a completely appropriate picture of an american flag.

hot damn I love my country

#1 Cajones
Seriously, they are humongous. You're going to have to take my word on this one.

I do seriously wish to participate in eSwiss politics by not making my very first proposal an impeachment, of course I can't make any promises about my second.