[GR4ND] Almost There...

Day 2,936, 07:20 • Published in USA USA • by J.A. Lake

We're in the home stretch! The GR4ND campaign has scrambled its thirty or so fighters to destroy the juggernaut bearing down on it. The odds are against them, as party leaders across the galaxy throw their weight against those voting for actual, for-real change in the game.


Measures to achieve that change have been voted down in the Imperial Senate, and it appears that the only way for change to happen is for Gnilraps to win the election tomorrow. Otherwise, we get another dreadfully boring month of simple maintenance of 100-across the board resources and dicktatorship.


Predictably, the GR4ND camp encountered fire from the outset. As soon as they entered into range, batteries of "Dictatorship is necessary for defense" and "Stop using dictatorship as a political plank" opened fire, giving a sense of validation to the fighters that they were indeed a threat.

Defiantly they continued their assault. Using the dicktatorship as a political plank isn't dirty- it's an issue they've clung to quite openly for some time. In fact, it is the only way they could have run a campaign against the T4 juggernaut: openly, stating their intentions from the outset. Rather than wait until December 4 to launch an insurgent campaign of normalness that would undoubtedly have beaten WildOwl with a figure like Gnilraps at the head, the GR4ND people flew right in the face of the opposition, laying their campaign bare for all to see.

At any rate, the SFP and friends stayed true and began their assault in earnest. The turbolasers claimed few casualties, except Porkins.


RIP Porkins

The assault moved into its final phase. Gnilraps and his trusty wingmen speed down the trench toward the election, tailed by TIE fighters and confronted by turbolasers. The odds have never been stacked this high against them as they continue their campaign against dicktatorship and entertainment-killing policies like sitting on full bonuses and doing almost nothing else.


Now, at the darkest moment, I ask you eAmerica: Will you be their Millennium Falcon? Go and vote Gnilraps for Not-Dicktator tomorrow, December 5! Destroy the Empire, save the galaxy!