(Gnilraps 4 POTUS) Lay off the hugs, you’re paranoid

Day 2,935, 21:02 • Published in USA USA • by Josh Whitehead


Welcome fartholes,

Yes, it is I, the Almighty Whitey

We all know and come to love who I am. No need to explain. ok, maybe. I have lonnnggg history of this damn 2-click game. From politics, military to media and to podcasting.



I have YEARS of experience in everything EXCEPT YOUR MOM. I am working on it but I am still working on it and shall work on it.

Now, the thing is, I came back to eRepublik after a few asked me to come back, I said “maybe”. I was enjoying the life of the outdoors, sleeping in and around my bed and not worrying about morons.

Morons. Ah yes, the old morons who like to say that our nation is ‘going’ to be PTOed
“OMG, AJAY BRUNO IS GOING TO DO THIS AGAIN”
“OMG, WE NEED A DICK-TA-TOR WHO WILL MAKE SURE OUR NATION IS SAFE”
Well, im waiting to be ptoed....5 years later.

Cute story bro but that ain't going to fly on our watch. Yes, OURS!


this is where I come in

I came back to eRepublik a few days ago as the man, the myth, the living Legend, Gnilraps asked me to come back. A month or so ago. Why? IDK, it seems like to me this nation needs a little TLC and America needs a fresh, clean slate leading into 2016.

Dictatorship is no easy task and nor is it that easy, into the right hands. This nation has become so damn paranoid over the fact we’re going to be PTOed by some stupid retard of some retard ecountry that it’s becoming a national JOKE.



I’m pretty sure the serbs or some other nation won’t even touch us anymore because we’re so damn paranoid that it’s not worth the time anymore. (plox twist: THEY KNOW WE WILL DESTROY OURSELFS FIRST THEN THEY WILL MOVE IN and take over but don’t tell Congress this. don’t want any dumb ideas to pop out)

Its like RL but not....If you are tired of the same old clueless crap in politics. Then, you need to take a stance today and vote on the 5th. Its very important if you do.

Because if you do not. The other folks on Wall Street are going to tater all over eUSA.

dictators can; control everything. Our nation is going to be PTOed from within itself and if you think about it, the same old politics is happening each month. Lets loosen our bolts up and think about it.

Just shut up and vote smart. Vote Gnilraps.

i have seen it all

I am excited to see what I can do to help the cabinet out. Mind you, being a VP is no easy task and its such an honor to be asked to be VP. Lots to plan, lots more to write out.

SO. MUCH. HUGS
-Joshy
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