Join the new world

I’ve been playing eRep for just over a year now, and - to be honest - for almost all of that time I haven’t bothered too much about training and fighting. I did my bit - fought when and where I was told too, saved up the good stuff for when we really needed it, earned a couple of BH medals etc. With some damage boosters and bombs and schizz I could raise over a million damage, but that was it.

Instead I chose to concentrate my efforts on politics and the media. And business - I tried my hand at that too, pouring any spare cash into trying to build up some factories and farms. I looked forward to the day when the gold would just roll in without me lifting a finger, allowing me to sit back in a comfy chair planning occasional raids on the UKRP drinks cabinet.



All the time people were saying to me “No, no, no! The only way to progress is to build up your strength through Training Grounds (TGs), raise more gold through fighting, then build some companies.” I couldn’t see it myself, so I ignored them.

And that was stupid.

Pouring gold into companies really is a waste of time and money. I got precisely nowhere doing it myself, so now I’ve stopped. I’ve taken notice of what the big boys told me, I’ve sold the useless companies in a fit of pique and turned to training instead. In other words, I’ve seen the light.



And I’ll never look back! Why on earth didn’t I do this sooner?

In my first year of playing, using the first two TGs, I got my strength up to around 8,000. In the last few weeks of using full TGs and a training contract, I’ve added something like 3,000 more to that. In a month!

And you should do the same. Here’s why…


With a full set of TGs and a 90% training contract, training becomes effectively free.


In fact, if you fight smart, the extra medals and stuff you’ll earn mean you can actually profit from this. Pretty cool, huh?



Yeah, yeah yeah, that’s all very nice. But what’s the point of all this?

Simple really. The purpose of this article is to urge - nay implore - you to see the light for yourself and follow the golden path. For the good of yourself, and for the good of the country (because all that super strength fighting you’ll be doing really will help).

By upgrading your TGs as quickly as you can, and start training properly.

And that’s where ESO comes in. To help and encourage players to upgrade their TGs as quickly as they can, ESO are offering all members interest-free TG loans. Simple.

Really? Interest free?
Yep. That’s what I said.

Like the MoF loans?
Sort of. MoF loans are great - they’re also interest-free - but they’re only available when national funds allow (like when we haven’t been wiped by Argentina). Also, MoF loans become available when the TG sale is announced, giving you a maximum of three days to apply and get hold of the cash. ESO loans are available outside of the sale period (although obviously you should only spend them during the sale), meaning that you can take a loan from us now AND get an MoF loan if and when that becomes available. And that means you’re not effectively limited to the 10 gold that you can receive each day.

But only for ESO members?
Yep. And that’s the best part; not only do you get an interest-free TG loan outside of the sale period, you also get to be part of the eUK’s best party. Sweeeeet.

Fair enough, I’m sold. How do I get me one of these ESO loans?
Click on the application image, which is conveniently located right here…



Anything else I should know?
Er … nope. Nothing I can think of. This scheme is nothing if not simple. Be in ESO. Apply. Spend money on TGs. That pretty much covers it.