[WHPR] Wild Owl The Dictator
James S. Brady Press Room
Dateline: Wednesday, March 11th, 2015 (Day 266
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Location: James S. Brady Press Room, The White House
Today’s WHPR:
: 1: Wild Owl's Third Term
: 2: American Dictatorship
: 3: American Regions in Europe
Wild Owl's Third Term
My Fellow Patriots,
Following what is widely regarded as two successful terms, Wild Owl has been elected to a third consecutive term as Country President.
His cabinet is as follows:
President: Wild Owl
Vice President: Dave Gulya
Chief of Staff: Wild Owl, MMike and Evry
SoS: ViKy KC
NSC Co-Chairmen: Trekker Tlumac & TheNorm
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😨John NWP
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😨Kalos and Garmr
Media: smee was here
SoE: Blande
SoHS: IndexInfinity
American Dictatorship
Recently the Civil War module was implemented into eRepublik and dictatorships have been implemented in many countries. We have seen many hostile attacks, including major offensives in Serbia and in Chile. While the offensives against these two major powers were not successful, other offensives against weaker nations were. Furthermore, the cost of defending against these attacks has been tremendous. Many countries, in order to prevent hostile takeovers through civil war have installed their own dictator as a preventative measure.
The eUS congress has passed a meta-law and decided to implement a dictator as a first line of defense against possible hostile enemy actions. The civil war has occurred successfully and Wild Owl now serves as both President and Dictator.
Wild Owl alone is now able to pass any laws or to grant citizenship, however, he is bound to the decisions made by congress in the forum.
PORTRAIT OF DEAR GLORIOUS LEADER WILD OWL, HANDSOMEST MAN OF ALL WORLD, LEAD AMERICA NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY. ALL ENEMY GROVEL AT HIS NOT SMELLY FEET. ALL HAIL DEAR GLORIOUS LEADER HANDSOMEST MAN OF ALL WORLD. SO PRETTY MAKE STRAIGHT MAN GO GAY.
American Regions in Europe
Until recently, America held regions in both the Czech Republic and in Slovakia. After extended military pressure from Hungary, to the point of creating epic rounds in RW's against us, we have lost our foothold in the region. We no longer hold any regions in the Czech Republic or in Slovakia and in both countries a dictator was installed with the military backing of Hungarian forces.
America will continue to assist, if possible, smaller nations to resist against foreign MTO (military takeovers) whenever we can.
Your White House Media Team:
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here
Comments
hail SMEE
Hernu was here
Minister of Propaganda, smee was here...finally 😉
hard voted
Dictator approved
Hoot Hoot
Dictators! Dictators everywhere! xdxd
"SO PRETTY MAKE STRAIGHT MAN GO GAY."
Can confirm.
Very nice!
So you are coming out of the closet!
Very nice, you shouldn't have to be a 'Closet Gay Man'.
Now I understand why you and Mr Arundel are such **** buddies....
Thanks for insulting my sexuality for some fucked up political point. Also you should know I have been out about it for awhile. Just ask your equally homophobic friend Arrden.
Sorry you took it as an insult. I meant it as a compliment. Sad that you are so defensive about your sexuality. I was simply wondering if this 'meta government' will be as accepting of Heterosexuals as they are of homosexuals?
Oh Franklin you have already revealed yourself to be a homophobe. Why are you backtracking? Be proud of your bigotry. What is really sad is that you think calling someone gay is an insult. I wonder would you make similar comments about women in our government being where they are because of sequel favors.
Also learn your history. eUS has already had a gay president and USWP has had three that I know of.
'Thanks for insulting my sexuality...' ~SColbert
Believe you are the one who took what I said as a insult. I simply congratulated you for having come out of the closet and I am not stepping backtracking at all; I stand by what I said...YOU should be proud of being gay. Instead you become heterophobic and begin belittling me. Stop trying to turn this into something it isn't.
Just so you know. I have a brother who is gay, my last roommate previous to me getting married was a gay Girl Scout Troop Leader and my best friend from childhood is gay. I think what you do it your bedroom is your business, I also believe you should keep your sex life private.
Wow, dude really?
Yes, really.
I am 64 years old, so I have seen or done some pretty wild things in my life; like getting laid under a tank at a Bob Hope Christmas Show in Long Bien, South Vietnam -neither of which exist any more. Life is to be lived and at the end I plan on sliding through the 'Pearly Gates' pretty much used up....
:joint:
Who was the third gay USWP'r?
Othere
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Our Dear Glorious Leader, All Hail Wild Owl!
Nice job smee.
Dave was here.
"America will continue to assist, if possible, smaller nations to resist against foreign MTO (military takeovers) whenever we can."
you could start in Nigeria right now :3
They could start in America and free us from the 'Unity Dictatorship'....
Our Dear Glorious Leader, All Hail Wild Owl!
voted and such
voting is obligatory no "such" accepted 🙂
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Is it true Wild Owl does not need to dedicate like other owl's?
dedicate or defecate?
Defecate. Man that joke lost its meaning.
WHPR looks as good as it ever has, and to be totally written by one guy alone really says something.
much respect to this Minister of Propaganda.
Yea the Fed media is challenging enough and the work done here is excellent never the less keep it up smee!
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defending democracy with dictatorship
yea that must be the right way. 🙁
Democracy finaly died at the hands of an owl, guess inci are happy! Hehehehehehehe
Long live the Owl President, temporary Dictator. perpertual leader of Muricah
I never believe that a nerd could turn into a dictator- even in a game like eRep.
what a prick
Would you m8nd tellinh us whom you direct that towards?
let's make it easier on arknor.
how about a short list of who's NOT a prick?
Kudos to MiniProp on another informative issue.