[Oh, F.U.!] Success Stories!

Day 2,564, 00:07 Published in USA USA by George Armstrong Custer
this is Custer’s Stand Day 2564

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[Oh, F.U.! Day 2564] Success Stories!
Old Man Custer takes Second Prize at the Old Fu-ks Arts and Gardening Club’s Big Fall Bash

Dateline: Thursday November 27, 2014 (Day 2564)
Location: Sun City, Arizona
Reporter: Party President "Old Man" Custer
Music: Electric Light Orchestra - No Answer (1971) (full album)

In Today's Edition:
: 1: Success Story: OhFU in Congress (x2)
: 2: Success Story: OhFU SCAM Program
: 3: Future OhFU Success

Editor’s Note: Wishing all RL Americans a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Somewhere between the overeating and watching the Lions game, do remember to give thanks.


Success Story: OhFU Congressman Synesi Re-Elected to Congress

OhFU Congressman Synesi working hard on the December Budget


AMP President Israel Stevens repeated his generous act of last month, and ran a “Sixth Party” candidate on the AMP ballot. For a second time in two months, the OhFU held down the #10 slot on the AMP ballot, and for the second time in a row we squeaked out a victory.



Congratulations, Congressman Synesi! We know you’ll represent the Old Fu-ks and America’s best interests this coming month!


Success Story: OhFU SCAM Program Lifts and Supports

The slacks aren’t too big, some_mascot just wears ‘em that way.


Old Fu-k some_mascot was originally born in January of 2009, just before the election and Impeachment of Uncle Sam for his “Lost Wars.” eRep and America were just growing into their big boys’ pants, with WWIII lurking just around the corner.

Like many players, some_mascot built a personal empire but lost focus as eRep moved to V2 and just got worse with V3, gave all his Companies and funds to his friends and quit. Now he’s back, and finds eRep and the USA interesting enough to stick around, but can’t even provide his own Food to do the minimum daily clicks much less be an effective battlefield fighter.

So here comes the OhFU SCAM Program to the rescue! We’d collected a goodly sum of Gold, Tanks and Food through Donations-- much of which from another retiring player, divesting himself of all his worldly goods before coming to his final rest at the OhFU Hospice.

Now some_mascot can produce enough Food to live comfortably, plus because he’s a “training player” we helped him Upgrade his Training Centers a bit. Now, that may not sound like much, but we spent close to 40 Gold on some_mascot, and he’s now in decent enough shape that he can concentrate on his game, and encouraged enough to stay in the game.

That’s what the OhFU SCAM is all about. That’s what the Old Fu-ks do. We look out for the returning players, the ones no one notices or has a program for.


What’s Next for the OhFU? More Success, Of Course!

This is how we “ride the wave” in the OhFU..!


Of course, we can’t simply rest on our laurels, ride the wave and call it good.
I’ve outlined, above, what the Old Fu-ks United Party is all about, not just in fancy talk but in action. We’ve done all our tricks-- elected a Congressman and run the SCAM-- and it’s time we crank it up and do it all again.

We do the “helping an old player” part when Companies and Upgrades come up on sale. Leading up to that, we look for a suitable candidate, or maybe two. But most importantly, we have to pull in a boatload of Donations.

We’ll be reaching out-- to everyone, because a couple bucks and a Gold here and there adds up. But more so, we’ll be reaching out to older players who’ll remember receiving funds and gifts from some retiring player… older players who have established themselves solidly, and can let go of a few Gold for a good cause… older players who remember the old Challenge Coins program, how good it felt to participate in such a worthy cause.

Congratulations to the OhFU Proctology College Class of 2014.


In addition to ramping up for the next OhFU SCAM, we’ll be working on raising our visibility and recruiting new Party members, decide whether or not to endorse a POTUS candidate, run a safe PP election, and gear up to shoot for two OhFU Congressmen next term.

If you’re an old fu-k but not an Old Fu-k, you’re doing it wrong.


Join the fastest aging Party in town, and proudly tell 'em all, "Oh, F.U.!"
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Your Old Fu-ks United Party Officials, “The Committee,”
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PP Custer, Zheng He, Melissa Rose, Kria Erikson and Synesi

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