Josh Frost: Oblige for President.....Again

Day 2,534, 09:41 • Published in USA USA • by Josh Frost


Oh my Gosh!! The rumor is that there will be a presidential election in the eUSA soon. I am sure that there are many interesting and worthy candidates running for this distinguished office. Each one will make incredible promises about "reinvigorating" the community or defeating some imposing enemy. The question ultimately is this though: Who in this game has absolutely no life? For me the answer is quite clear and it should be for you too.... OBLIGE!!!

Oblige has been President of the eUSA a record 6 times. Think about that for a minute. He has literally surrendered 6 months of his life to a browser game. Most sane people give it up after 4 terms, but here is Oblige going for an unprecedented 7th term. This man clearly has no life and is completely devoted to this game no matter how horrible it is. This is the type of president that we need!!



Another reason to vote for Oblige is the simple fact that he is rich. Rich people spend notorious amounts of money on the game and their country. With the work tax at an all time high we need to save as much of that government money as possible and having Oblige in office will most likely cut government spending significantly. Rich people like to spend their money on toys (games). If you want to save money, then the logical choice is to vote for Oblige.



Now Oblige's critics will claim that he will make a catastrophic mistake that will lead to the ruination of this nation. I beg to differ with them. Let's be perfectly honest with each other right now. This game is screwed and this country with it's ever dwindling population is screwed. How could he possibly break something that is already irreparable? Let's let the whale go town on this puppy and see what happens!! What could possibly go wrong?



Come November I plan on voting for Oblige. To review, I plan on voting for him because he has no life which means he will be devoted to the game and presidency. He is rich, which in turn means that he will most likely spend his money on the nation. Finally, I plan to vote for Oblige, because he is guaranteed excitement and you can always be sure that there will be a surprise waiting for you around the corner. Now is not the time for a rookie president!!! We need a whale to make a big splash!! Vote for Oblige!!