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One month has passed since the last issue of my Funny Citizenship Requests.
I have to say, that citizens from both sides (Peace vs Eden-Fortis) are equally contributing to everybody’s fun.

All the citizenship requests are REAL, while all the burocrat answers are FAKE, (since I personally wrote all of them, I had the pleasure to play the role of each of the stupid burocrats).

Enjoy it and please do not forget to vote for your favourite! And also make your oppinion: who are dumber: the ordinary players or the burocrats?

NORTH KOREAN IMMIGRATION OFFICE

1. Fanaticalist USA citizen
„I love Korean BBQ! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!”
North-Korean Burocrat’s answer: We run out from rice and water, we don’t have BBQ. Actually we do not have a country either.

BRASIL IMMIGRATION OFFICE

2. AnubisPT , Spanish Citizen
„I want to apply for the portuguese citizenship, because i was working on spain when the citizenships where atributed. thank you.”
Brasilian Burocrat’s answer: In order to get Portuguese citizenship turn to PORTUGUESE authorities!

3. Besnique , French citizen
Hello, I'd be very pleased if you could give me your citizenship, cos I want to be involved in Brazil politics. Thanks a lot!
Brasilian Burocrat’s answer: I am also a politician, I do not want even more competitors. Rejected

4. xuqee626 , Chinese Citizen
„1111111111111111111111111111111111111 1111111111111111111111111111”
Brasilian Burocrat’s answer: 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000

5. murillu , Indonesian citizen
Hi to all the Congress members, I don't know how my citizenship changed from spanish one to indonesian while I was on holidays in de eUSA. Now I'm living in Brazil and I want to apply this citizenship or my older one (spanish). Thank you.
Brasilian Burocrat’s answer: We recommend You the Spanish one

CANADIAN IMMIGRATION OFFICE

6. Raenis , Canadian citizen, living in Canada and applieing for CANADIAN citizenship.
„i am canadian irl.... please let me be canadian in the game ... its not my fault quebec was raped by uk and france... „
Canadian Burocrat’s answer: Man, you ARE a Canadian citizen! And yes, it is all your fault, that Canada was raped by UK and France. I wish I could reject you!

7. Jesseblue89 , Indonesian citizen
„Please let me be a citizen of great and powerful canada”
Canadian Burocrat’s answer: well…I can give You citizenship, but I have no idea how you can make Canada great and powerful. And if You really want Canada to be big and powerful, please at least write the name of the country with a capital letter!

8. Tokala UK citizen
"I want citizenship in your country because I hate what the government is doing in my country and I want to move. You have my weapon and my body, I will work and fight for my new land, if I am accepted. "
Canadian Burocrat’s answer: OK, we give you 0,05G for your Q1 weapons. About the other issue, I think, the only thing we need from your body is one of your kidneys. Is 10 Golds a fair price for your standars?

9 Lilithus Indonesian citizen
"Im a polish girl who stuck in Indonesia when citizenship coming, i dont want live in Poland, i want live in Canada and fight for their freedom. 🙂 Thanks!"
Canadian Burocrat’s answer: Are you sure, that if you do not want to live neither in Poland, nor in Indonesia, than Canada may be the only choice for you?)

10. Teselya, Greek citizen
"I love Canada. Because this country like me. This country very handsome and very big. "
Canadian Burocrat’s answer: What do you mean by BIG?

COLOMBIAN IMMIGRATION OFFICE

11. JonKinarthy , Russian citizen on level 10, Wellness 27
„Please I have no food and no one sells food here in Rubles. I'm starving and need to get a Columbian job. Thank you. „
Colombian Burocrat’s answer: hm, this is challenging. If I were U, I would try one of the following:
a. Go on one of the mibbit channels and find some people, who would give you food for your Roubles. You should also buy 14 Gifts, so that your wellness goes up to 40, then fight in Samogitia, Lithuania and raise your wellness to 90. Than work and earn some money and enjoy the game. But you can try something else, which is easier:
b. Let your character die and start a new one whereever you wish!
I just want to mention: Citizenship does not prevent you to work and does not solve your problems.

SWISS IMMIGRATION OFFICE

12. Andreas Baader , Israeli Citizen
„it's my irl country and i want to live here and maybe make some change in the politic”
Swiss Burocrat’s answer: so, do you want changes? I don’t like changes!

INDONESIAN IMMIGRATION OFFICE

13. Siege Master , Serbian citizen
„Plz give me the citizenship...My father has abendoned me when I was little and my mother died at birth when she saw what she gave birth to..My wife died and I have 10 children to feed I promise I will work,train and fight every day.......etc...JK There are no battles in Serbia and I want to fight coz I wanna get better in rank can I plz get the citizenship?”
Indonesian Burocrat’s answer: So, your mom has died? I mean if I look at you…can you please fight in the first front line? And do not look into the mirror, because the guys behind you may see your face. Thank you. BTW: you can fight in our foreign legions as well. Rejected.

14. Fishmonger
„Hello, i am a fisherman. I know your ancestor are also proud fisherman. 1 + 1 = 2, so i guess you will have no reason not to approve my citizenship 🙂 „
Indonesian Burocrat’s answer: I am a vegetarian. You are rejected.

GREEK IMMIGRATION OFFICE

15. Heintz , Spanish Citizen
„Happy to help if you need a vote. If you do, please approve this and then contact me as I have no clue who are the real danish candidates are 🙂”
Greek Burocrat’s answer: Well, my friend…there is no such a thing like Danish people in this game. That is science fiction. There are some Polaks and Romanians, who are voting on guys pretending to defend the Danish motherland (their Swedish accent is so cute). They are playing against an exiled Serbian religious group (who all strongly believe, that they have seen their president being active on a mibbit channel for more than 10 seconds in the last few weeks).
Well, that’s about Denmark. And now back to our issue: are You actually aware of the fact, that you are applying for Danish citizenship and this is not Denmark, but Greece?

16. Gee Dubb , USA Citizen
„The rest of my family has moved to Greece and I want to join them... Everyone has been very helpful and friendly. I know I have to wait a couple weeks and thats fine. Thanks again!„
Greek Burocrat’s answer: Your FAMILY moved? Another colleauge of mine is dealing with special requests for multies.

UK IMMIGRATION OFFICE

17. Mary Wales , USA citizen
„I am an American refugee who just wants to take advantage of your healthcare system 🙂”
UK Burocrat’s answer: Honey, are U sure about this?

JAPAN IMMIGRATION OFFICE

18. Kurogane-42 , North Korean citizen
„I tired from all. From filthy politics in Russia. From pointless war in North America. From fail in creating a Shaolin monastery. Maybe here I finally find silence.
Japanaese Burocrat’s answer: May the silence be with You. I ask admins to delete your account.



Finally: the winner of the last month’s Citizenship request is ….Hungary!

HUNGARIAN IMMIGRATION OFFICE

aznariseul, Indonesian citizen:
뭘 주저리 주저리 쓰라고 하는건지... 여튼 재미있게 즐기면 되는거 아닌가? 싫증나기전까지는 계속 할듯한... 하지만... 한국에서 하는사람이 없다는

Hungarian Burocrat’s answer: Aj em sori, mi spik no Romanian


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