[SFP] Swiss Freedom Party

Day 2,181, 20:00 Published in Switzerland Netherlands by jensenn

These are the times that try men’s souls.

Our party’s candidate was defeated on Day 2177 by the opposing candidate, [insert name]. While we mourn our loss, we are not ashamed. Indeed, we celebrate the fact that, though outnumbered 5 to 2, we achieved such a high percentage of the votes: 42%! With results such as these, the only sensible option is to try, try, and try again with Dan/naD Wilshire as our candidate.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Even as you read this, the situation with Slovenia continues to be brought to a standstill with very little progress. We celebrate the efforts that Switzerland was forced to undertake in order to establish ten members of Congress, however; it was desperate. Switzerland needs a president who will bring a more permanent change to the situation and liberate Switzerland, and we believe Dan/naD Wilshire is that candidate.

What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives everything its value.

No one will deny that it will take a great deal of effort to liberate Switzerland. However, in all things, the amount of effort it takes to solve a problem is proportional to the quality of the result. Victory tastes sweeter when one works for it, but not if it is given to them. To this end, no one will try harder than us, the Swiss Freedom Party, to free Switzerland from its oppressors. However, this cannot happen unless all of Switzerland unites for the common goal, as a miracle will not happen unless everyone believes in it.

Reader, suppose you were an idiot. Now suppose you were a member of the Swiss Cabinet. But I repeat myself.

The current Swiss Cabinet has only been in office for four days as of the time of writing; thusly, it is unfair to say they haven’t done anything. Yet we of the Swiss Freedom Party believe that our candidate’s choices would have been spectacular in every way, shape, and form. Our candidate has been and will be diplomatic first, yet quick of mind; always helping, and always there; always respectful of others’ opinions, yet able to distinguish a good idea from a bad one.

Let the real Swiss take charge in this nation and steer it towards a better future.

I offer to you this last quote.

Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.