可愛い台湾ちゃんの人形コレクション
Nakataro Nagayama
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最近、私の過去を思い出した。
Recently, I'm remembering my past.
実は子供の時から、日本と遊んだ。
I played with Japan since my childhood.
日本は私の家族じゃなかったけど日本の家で育った。
Japan wasn't my true relative, yet I was growing up in his house.
大人に成って日本に惚れた。日本と結婚したかった。
As I have grown up I fell in love with Japan. I really wanted to marry him.
でも。。。
but...
ある日、マジ寂しいで泣いた。
One day I was really lonely and I was crying.
あの日、中国哥哥(兄ちゃん)は私に人形を貰った。
China-niichan gave me a puppet doll that day.
「私は国の人形に変わる仕方を知ってる。」
'I know a way to turn countries into puppets'
「本当?その魔法を教えてください。」
'Really?Please teach me how to do magic like that'
「ふふふお兄ちゃんは可愛い人形になるかな」
「冗談じゃないぜ!」
'teeheehee , I wonder if you, Oniichan would become cute puppet'
'Don't joke like this'
「かな?かな?!」
'I'm really curious'
一週間後
One week later
.
.
.
「ふふふ新人形をゲット」
'Teeheehee I got new puppets'
「新しい人形は何処に見つけても良いかな?」
'I wonder where I should look for even more'
「止めてくれ!」
'Please don't!'
つづく?
To be continued?
e首都警察のスペシャル
eMetropolian Police special
今日のゲストは首都警察の警部、お休みくまちゃん。
「今晩は。みんな元気?さて。。。二学期の果てが来てもロリコンの暴行は大変問題になる。」
「くまの見る時に子供は思い余る。「このくまはいい熊か悪い熊か?」ってこのように」
Today's guest is Metropolian Police inspector ,Oyasumi Kumachan.
'Good evening, I hope everyone's fine. Well.. it's almost end of the second school term and Lolicon assaults has become a real problem.
Children who see a bear often don't know. >'
「これは普通熊」
'This is ordinary bear.'
「これはぺド熊。このような熊をみたらプロを電話しなさい。
電話番号は (3) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ-5643」
「それでは皆さん、気を付けてね」
'And this one is pedobear. If you see a bear like this, please contact pros.
Number:(3) ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ-5643'
'That's it everyone, please take care.'
Comments
子供たちにはロリコンや、寒い天気が危ないですよ。
First denied.
Oh and remember the number to pros, (3) is dialing for Tokyou and the rest is easy to remember when you think about it. *wink*
Voted for the creativity,
I hope she gets bored and goes to find another dolly--you can only play with so many dolls at once.
Issue is though it seems there's no stores nearby for her to get another one, she'd have to take a long car ride :v.
Almost ready to Energy to fly:
Units require😛 86%
Currency require😛 100%
http://www.erepublik.com/en/country/military/Republic-of-China-Taiwan
Blame Canada
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http://youtu.be/bOR38552MJA
Hopefully I get turned back into myself as well, but maybe not right now, since anime taught me something; that being that people needs a common enemy to actually unite and face the problem instead of arguing amongst themselves, so I don't mind for long. If anything, the fighting should at least stop internally before I become myself again. Ah! Being a puppet again...
잘 봄
where is vote button?
She will get bored and die.
I can not understand why the separate existence of Taiwan and China
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vote 🙂
I am loving these articles :3
Can't wait for next ep!
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indeed, can't wait for next one XD
curious to see the next target of "yandere" Taiwan
(笑)
To Serve and Protect! o7
Can't wait for next ep! x3
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