[State] Tequila, Winning, and Recruitment

Day 2,113, 13:00 • Published in USA USA • by Department of State


Fellow Americans,

We have several important things to get into today, so it will be an interesting article for the State Department. First off we have a new agreement between Mexico and the United States, then we can make fun of Serbia, and finish off with some more recruitment for our ambassador program, which just got a new head and needs bodies to fill spaces.

A quick note before jumping further, not a lot of news from CoT’s summit today. We will be voting on a new Bank Governor next meeting and there was just general discussion about the current global situation and military movements.



The Tequila Agreement

This month saw an unprecedented amount of coordination between Mexico and the US, due to our mutual occupier and the need to band together to expel our invaders. As we already have the Bear and Eagle Agreement with Russia, we saw fit to recognize and make official the greater partnership between Mexico and the US. I would like to thank Derphoof for organizing this, and specially recognize Xipetotec and the Mexican administration this month for being crucial to our war efforts this month. The Tequila Agreement has passed both the Mexican and US Congresses, and has the approval of both presidents.

The text of the agreement is as follows:



The Tequila Agreement

This pact stands as testament to the growing friendship and cooperation between the United States and Mexico. In the months since the outbreak of the conflict known as World War VI, these two nations have worked together to fight off invaders and keep each other safe. This agreement formally establishes the commitment of these two nations to help each other, in every way, until the day the servers are shut down forever.

As such:

1. The nations resolve to defend each other from all threats foreign and domestic.

2. The nations resolve to work together to achieve military goals that are beneficial to both parties as well as the individual nations.

3. As well as resolving to defend each other in times of war, the nations agree to help each other when they come under threat of PTO.

4. Both nations resolve to help each other economically by giving refuge to commune holders during times of need.

This friendship, forged in the fires of combat, is therefore formally recognized on this Day 2,113 of the New World.




Serbia gone, One To Go

As mentioned previously, we have officially expelled Serbia from our borders, as well as France, Italy, Croatia, Bosnia, and Albania. This effort took a great deal of coordination from our allies who launched attacks, including our partners Mexico, Croatia, Albania, Macedonia, and Bosnia & Herzegovina. We also received a great deal of overall support from CoT in this venture. Despite being a world superpower and having an advantage in damage, Serbia and TWO once again have been unable to prevent Serbia losing absolutely everything. This also immediately follows the loss of Hungary’s empire across Ukraine, Russia, USA, and Mexico.



At this moment, and excluding our bros Mexico, we have one occupier left in the United States. It seems like a long time since this war started, but two months ago we were attacked by seven nations and have been whittling them down ever since. All Americans, allies, and even some enemies of enemies have a lot to be proud of so far, but our fight isn’t over yet. The war will go on and we will continue to stand up and win it.



Ambassador Recruitment

We started this last article and are continuing. Wild Owl is the new director and we need more applicants to the Ambassador Program. If you have already signed up and not received word, please be patient as we contact you and assign you a spot. It’s a good way to get involved and get your feet wet in international affairs, even if it is on the small scale.

We need you involved, and being an ambassador is a good first step to involvement in our massive international playing field. It is important to me, and to the country, that we maintain knowledge about our ever changing world and communication with our allies and even sometimes our adversaries.

Shouting this again: Please fill out this form to become an ambassador.
Your service would be greatly appreciated.



Remember to keep fighting those battles and following priorities closely. Do not overdamage, and put your focus where it is needed. I will likely have more to present to you soon, and will keep you posted on further updates from abroad and CoT HQ. If you have any questions, please send them to me, and I will be happy to answer.

Secretary of State