[FEDS] Congress Candidates and Taking A Hit with Jude Connors

Day 1,980, 09:23 • Published in USA USA • by Jude Connors

LISTEN LIVE: RadioStar

Greetings and Salutations, My Fellow Proud/Horny Feds:

After a month of assertive dominance in Congress, Federalist Party Political Director (and outgoing Speaker of the House) Tiacha has unveiled the first fourteen names of the next group of Federalists to be accepted and ran by the Federalist Party to form the next Federalist caucus.

Clint Carmel,
Tiacha,
Molly Emma,
New Azazel,
mikeypenny1,
Derphoof,
Jude Connors,
Claw 94,
The Original Fawkie,
Cromstar,
Paul Proteus,
Dunks,
Joe Lansing, and
Petey Alazar.

Keep updated on the Federalist candidates through Fed media, the Federalist Party Forums, and each individual candidate's newspapers. Tiacha is sure that the next group of Fed Congress Critters will be as proud/horny as this month's group.

PROUD/HORNY FOREVER... the Federalist Party


Welcome to Taking a Hit with Jude Connors... my new - hopefully regular interview segment of Feds... for Feds. My first guest...




Jude: Thanks for agreeing to the interview, Tiacha. You've been called the SEXIEST Fed... errr... OLDEST Fed. Can you tell me a little bit about your early days in the party?

Tia: Early days....hmmmm... We were a rag-tag bunch, who always stayed together no matter what. We had a lot of tenacity. You really can read more about it on the Fed History threads. Those first few are almost an autobiography about me. But really, I was the queen bee before FG. (Yes, I'm jealous she took my spot...jk). I was a coalition builder as well as a controversial figure all in one, sexy body.

Jude: I can see what you're talking about with the sexy sexy body. 😉
So, what other ventures have you helped start off the ground?

Tia: Well, Right-con back in the day.. that eventually lead into ICCR. Both were independent multi-partisan organizations which strove to bring together parties in v1. Back then, the eUS was a much more partisan environment. These orgaizations helped recommend Congress critters by state. Back when it was a state wide competition.

I helped transition the Marine supply system into v2. It was a challenge because at the time, I was helping Jankems (then CJCS), basically QMG the entire Army (7 branches back then. There was Calvery, a lost relic.) during hectic hex tanking. I didn’t get to fight back then, just hectically pass out supplies. Let me tell you, that was a drain on me, both in time, patience, and the ability to make a cohesive strategy for what was the worst admin mistake of all time.

I helped start Shield off the ground, the new Fed MU. Come join us, we are pretty sweet.

Oh, and most importantly, I helped start the Feds off the ground. Shouldn’t forget to mention that I was a founding member. 😉

Jude: Heh. No you didn't 😉 Speaking of the party, what leadership positions have you done in the party... and elsewhere, for that matter?

Tia: OMG too many
Fed PPx1 (unelected, but I hope to change that in the near future)
Pretty much every Fed postion at one time or another
COS under Scrabman
DOE Secretary about 6 times
Marine Commandant
Shield CO
DHS Secretary x1
Congress Critter x6
Current Speaker of the House.
I’m probably forgetting things. But yeah, long list.

Jude: Sure is... So what is your favorite thing about being a Fed?

Tia: Meeting so many new people all the time. Being part of the most active community in the game. Watching and observing how the Feds evolve over the years and how enthusiastic new players change the party.

Jude: Nice. Sooo... Any plans for the future?

Tia: -Spam text campaign in the Feds to get Jlo to un-quit the game.
-Making a clone of myself to send to Oblige so he gets less upset I left Special Forces for SHIELD.
-Making another clone for myself for the Marines too.
-Probably an actual PP run in the near future.

Jude: Awesome. I can't wait to see that last one, to be quite honest. And now, I only have one last question, Tiacha...

Jude pulls out a bong...

Jude: Will you smoke a bowl with me?

Tia: Jude, I love you. I'm your holy nun, but I don't do illegal substances. Yes, I'm a lamer.

Jude shrugs and then lights the bowl and inhales...

Jude: More for me then. Thank you for your time, Tiacha!

Jude exhales and then tries to pass it to Tiacha one last time...

Jude: You sure you don't wanna hit?

Tiacha laughs as the interview ends...


Jude Connors
Proud/Horny Federalist Media Hippie and Propaganda Machine
RadioStar