Waffle Liberation Front!

Day 1,884, 08:43 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Damhnaic

Dear kunts, croats, and citizens of eIreland!

A spectre is haunting Ireland — the spectre of the Waffle. All the powers of old Ireland have entered into a holy alliance to exorcise this spectre: IPP and IFP, Dan Breen and Ronisu, Croats Radicals and Turkish police-spies.
Where is the party in opposition that has not been decried as Waffle-istic by its opponents in power? Where is the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of Waffle-ing, against the more advanced opposition parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?

Thus is it much needed to create a new power to unbalance them all; the Waffle Liberation Front!

This party stands for no political ideology except stating that every ideology is bullshit. We are against party politics, politics that doesn't aim for the good of the country but for their own political promotion (writing JOIN [party name] at the end of every article, for example).

We aim to obtain ultimate power over Ireland within the two next millennia by using evil corruption of doom. Furthermore, if we are elected, we’ll state the elections as false and will resign.

This is the first measures the Waffle-ers shall accomplish:
1. Respect none of our promises.
2. Abolition of abolition.
3. A heavy progressive or graduated obligation to brush your teeth.
4. Abolition of all rights to form a Political Party.
5. Free ponies for every citizens of eIreland.
6. Invasion of North Korea.
7. Slapping people in the face with waffles.
8. Adding steroids to Syrup to increase citizens strength


TL😉R: This is a political movement against eIreland polarization of the party politics. There is a lack of not serious lulz party in eIreland and it is much needed for the sanity of our minds. If by some strange mechanisms of the universes we get elected, we'll work on the basis of plain common sense. ( But we don't aim to get elected so it is much unlikely ).

Anyone is free to join: http://www.erepublik.com/en/party/waffle-liberation-front-3463/1
The IRC is #WLF.
Full manifesto is available there: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Waffle_Liberation_Front

Damhnaic
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