The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1658

Day 1,658, 20:25 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


The Bastards have endorsed GloveisLove for President in tomorrow's elections after he won our forum primary vote. We believe that him and his VP nominee, our own party founder Joseph Dinero, is the best choice to lead this country forward over the next month and encourage you all to cast your ballots for them.

PP elections are coming up! Per the Party Manifesto, our forum primary will occur from the 11th to the 13th. Should there be more than 1 candidate, a debate will be held, likely this weekend. Any party member who wishes to run must announce their intent to do so prior to the primary.

The Bastards keep growing in number. Become part of the movement for honesty, integrity, and transparency. Join us and see why the Bastards have the BoLs to do it better.

The Bastards have 1 member in Congress this term.

Lord Dark Helmet, representing the state of Maine. Currently, I am working hard to improve Congressional transparency and oversight over eUSA organizations. You will find my complete record here.

Special thanks is to be given to Gant Tommy, who has donated his production to the commune. If you are interested in donating production to the commune yourself, you may contact Deriachai.

Members are encouraged to chime in on a potential project featuring the SoL. It is currently in the planning stages so all input is welcome.

The SoL is always looking for new members. To join the commune or for general questions, contact Deriachai.

Some hot topics around the forums:
--How we can help in defending the SFP against a vicious foreign PTO effort
--Have fun playing Bastard BoL!
--Bombs and Rockets, oh my!
--The Bastard Dictionary grows.
--Get to know your fellow Bastards by partaking in some light-hearted questions.

TOMORROW (June 5) -- CP Election. The Bastards have endorsed GloveisLove for this election.

THIS WEEKEND (if necessary) -- BoL PP Debate

NEXT MONDAY-WEDNESDAY (11th-13th) -- BoL PP Primary (on the forums)

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The Dinero Way: Nut-up or Shut-up America!

Government News:
--General Cartman Lee Unbanned!
--GlovesisLove for POTUS (edited)
--General Cartman Lee attempts to invade opponents Presidential Cabinet!
--Interview with the Candidates (Israel Stevens)
--Interview with the Candidates (cromstar)
--Interview with the Candidates (GloveisLove)

Falling Down: THE NEW AND IMPROVED EREPUBLIK REFERRAL ROTATION

The Arizona Republic: RIP Eduard Anatolyevich Khil

We had a tie this week!



Our favorite pig continues the garner a share of 1st place, although there were a myriad of other contenders that just missed the cut.

Don't like it? Submit your nominations here! And remember to cast your vote at the end of the week! And if you do enjoy seeing our favorite swine here, make sure you do vote! These votes tend to be really, really close...so your vote quite possibly can be the difference!