The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1651

Day 1,652, 14:18 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


After a 1-day delay due to long weekend obligations, the Fat Bastard is back with your weekly BoL news!

We are back in Congress with Lord Dark Helmet representing the State of Maine! The Bastards would like to thank all of the parties that allowed us to run candidates and all the voters who showed up to support us.

All party members should make their opinions heard on a pressing issue impacting the future of the party. (Yes, I cannot make it any more vague than that, but I tried).

Per the party manifesto, our CP Primary will be up shortly. ALL CANDIDATES SEEKING OUR ENDORSEMENT MUST STATE SO ON OUR FORUM IMMEDIATELY! Any late announcements could lead to being left off the primary ballot.

Tired of your current party? Don't have one? Looking for a place that doesn't operate behind closed doors? Join us and see why the Bastards have the BoLs to do it better.

The Bastards have 1 member in Congress this term.

Lord Dark Helmet, representing the state of Maine. As the term progresses, you will find my complete record here.

The Bastards would again like to thank everyone who showed their support for us in the elections.

Members are encouraged to chime in on a potential project featuring the SoL. It is currently in the planning stages so all input is welcome.

The SoL is always looking for new members. To join the commune or for general questions, contact Deriachai.

Some hot topics around the forums:
--The aforementioned pressing issue facing the party.
--The new project of which SoL will be a part of.
--On making our famous and astonishingly thorough Bastard Welcome even better.
--The prize for the contest mentioned last week has now doubled tripled!
--Bastards share funny, disturbing, and everything in between videos.

THIS WEEK -- CP Primary to be held on the boards

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The Arizona Republic: BoL Dictionary - YOUTUBE Edition

The Art of Making Enemies: For A Real Laugh in Real Life or Bia You Are Not Alone

A Helping Hand:
--A Helping Hand Moves
--Q&A for A Heliping Hand
--Deatailed Explanation

Defakt: Anthony Johnson (colonist)


We had a winner! No ties this week. And the winner is...



BABE THE PIG!!

First solo win for our favorite swine, but third straight week it's appeared in this section. It beat several really good entries...possible vote splitting may have helped the oinker make it through.

Don't like it? Submit your nominations here! And remember to cast your vote at the end of the week! And if you do enjoy seeing our favorite swine here, make sure you do vote!