The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1623

Day 1,623, 13:12 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


CP elections are coming up at the end of the week, we have our own party shoutbox now, and we keep growing in size. What's not to love about being a Bastard?

Embrace your inner Bastardom today. See what all the fuss is about and you'll see: there are parties, and then there are Bastards who value each and every voice, and have fun doing it.

Onto the news of the week!

Congratulations to Emperor Rick and Lord Dark Helmet for being promoted to the rank of captain, joining Kodos and Joseph Dinero. With our growing numbers the addition of two new captains will help the militia run more smoothly.

New members are always welcome! To join the commune or for general questions, contact Deriachai.

Some hot topics around the forums:
--Drumming up interest in a party game night
--The recruitment drive is on in full blast
--Some advice on which upgrades are worth the gold/money first
--Some jokes to lighten up your day

EARLY THIS WEEK--CP Primary for the BoL endorsement

SATURDAY--CP elections

NEXT WEDNESDAY (11th)--PP Primary. All potential PP candidates should declare prior to then. Should there be more than one candidate, the Fat Bastard will again sponsor a debate, at a time convenient to the candidates (hopefully earlier than last one).

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Welcome to a brand new weekly feature of the Fat Bastar😛 the Bastard Babe of the Week! And like all matters of the Bastards, we do it the only way we know how: through an exercise of democracy.

This week resulted in a tie! So we will post both these babes:





YES BABE THE PIG WAS TIED FOR FIRST IN THE VOTE! IF YOU CONSIDER THIS A TRAVESTY, THEN SUBMIT YOUR NOMINATIONS HERE! AND REMEMBER TO CAST YOUR VOTE LATER IN THE WEEK ON THE BOARDS!

(and if you don't consider this a travesty...well submit your nominations and vote anyways...)