May Zheng ("Jed") He Into Congress in May?

Day 1,616, 05:24 • Published in USA USA • by Zheng He

That's, right, the word of the day is "May".

This past month has been especially busy. For me. Not so much for Congress. Without Oblige to kick around, we had a lot less to complain about. No impeachments, little drama, business as usual. Ho hum.

Our major action this month is a proposal to reduce the taxes from 18% to 15%, which is currently being voted. I voted yes.

My major contribution was to recommend updating the new citizen's message. The old message seemed okay for somebody who had been playing for awhile, but with the recent changes to the game, it was not very helpful for brand new players. Many were working and fighting until they had no food, then could not work again ... so they died. In response to my suggestions, President Artela wrote a new new citizen's message with pointers to tutorials, which I think is excellent.

Of course, the other main event was the breakup with my beautiful wife after she found out about the Congressional working trip to the beach, where we got a LOT of work done.



Because of the scandal, I had to go off to restart my dating career. I was able to find a wonderful woman in our sister state of Kentucky, and we hope to marry soon. Our families are against the union, because we're not related, but we think we can handle that little problem by having my uncle adopt her.



Again this month, I ask for your support for my candidacy for Congress, representing the great state of Best Virginia. Zheng ("Jed") He for wild, wonderful, Best Virginia!!




Senator Zheng "Jed" He
Best Virginia
Congress-Critter
Newspaper writer (been there)
Army Officer, CO of the 25th Tropic Lightning Division (done that)
Solder in the Special Forces (doing!)
Colonel 2-clicker (always)