[Mav] Nothing but the truth

Day 1,602, 01:51 Published in India India by Mav10 DK

Diktatory Warning: Short artikles are fail. Get Informed, Get Inspired, Get Involved. Don't be a Dik.
April 9, Day 1602 | Article #61.0 | Tags: CP Report

Firstly, Thank You, India for having faith in this old noob extraordinaire work horse & electing me as Captain Awesome of this ship for my 4th term & India's 39th Presidential Elections. Gratz to my girl opponent, Milo for being terrific sport & giving me a tough fight - no less than I expected!! I expect fireworks the day he is elected as your Diktator President! \m/

It is both an honor and a privilege to dick around as your Diktator and lord over you, mortal noobs be your representative. Mu-fuckin-ha-ha.


Too late ... now live with your choice, my minions!

Jokes aside, I'm going to keep this brief as if. I had laid out some of the plans & programs for mind control that I intend on getting started off this term & work on that is not progressing at a good pace; I do wish some people would be a bit more sexy prompt at responding to my booty calls messages (though I understand that many of us have pressing RL commitments at hand ... and the rest are just lazy bums). Ah well. We shall make do.

Infrastructure

My VP Kismu & I have been looting the treasury working round the clock right since the election results failed to catch my multis became official. The Dispatch system is being completely revamped into a kickass model based on the valuable feedback of those present in the orgy meeting.

Also we'll be having these 10:00 eRep 'jam sessions' on #indiatalks quite regularly from now on, given the positive response till now. Khub jamega rang jab mil baithenge teen yaar, aap main aur bagpiper. Club soda. Drink responsibly.
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Setup of the Indian Finance Commission & Joint Military Corps are on track, though it'd be great if the process were a tad bit sped up. Rebelash, who was the MoF last term, made a vital suggestion of having a single point of access for the national organizations & funds (beside the Diktator) in order to maintain security. In keeping continuity for the great work he's been doing, Rebel has been appointed as the Head of the IFC. He is working closely with Kismu to consolidate our funds, how to secure our orgs & work out how best to increase both income and fund allotment for Citizen sponsorship programs.


Busy doing real work ...

International Affairs

There are some talks going on via diplomatic channels in order to solidify India's relations with her current & potential allies & ensure we can strongly deal with her on-going internal (PTO) & possible external threats, as well as exploring possibility of additional resource acquisition, war & (as my CP mandate) organizing joint strikes along with allies. Given the sensitive nature of these talks, further details will be published when these result in some concrete outcome. Parliament members, do keep an eye on Forum as we might not be able to announce everything in public.

Also, we are signing a MPP with Argentina. Given they are a TEDEN ally with an open war front requiring support, it doesn't really require any further explanation. But some feedback suggests, this might 'upset' our friends in Bulgaria. Well Bg made their choice and we respect that - but it IS a pro-ONE choice as the situation stands. But if we stop fighting for every ally they fight against, soon we'll run out of allies to fight FOR! Next people will expect us NOT to fight against FYROM ... then what Serbia?! We're TEDEN, so might as well be true to that rather than trying to please everyone.

Others EDEN MPP's will be forthcoming today & this week & I request Congressmen to vote yes. One such will be Ireland, who don't have an open war at the moment, but given our long friendship, we felt this would help further develop it. We'll also be having joint strikes with them soon, to bring our nations closer.


Foreign Affairs - what drives the military

Blackmail

The eIndian Census that I initiated prior to the elections has 86 entries up till now & I hope more will come in over the next few days. I'll be doing some exclusive articles on the compiled data & how we can function better using the info available [Personal entries will be only at my disposal to be used for blackmail kept confidential]. Your continued & enthusiastic submission to my awesomeness support is most vital to the success of this exercise. Now I know what all of you did last summer. Mu-fuckin-ha-ha.

That's all for now, folks.


Your Mavospindoctorus,
~ TDC Editor ~ Knight of DODGE ~ Dik Grande
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