The Fat Bastard: Week of Day 1588

Day 1,588, 13:41 • Published in USA Republic of China (Taiwan) • by Lord Dark Helmet


Major news to report with on this update. The Bastards scored gains in the Congressional elections to bring out count to 3, the militia has made some major changes, a new, sharper logo has been rolled out for the Bastards, and the future continues to look bright for the BoL. Not a part of it yet? Join up!

The Bastards would like to thank Olaf Iverstone for his service in Congress last term and are proud to announce our new set of Congressmen for this coming month:

Deriachai, representing the state of Missouri. Deriachai is currently also serving as Party Vice President and Commander of the Sons of Liberty, and brings a wealth of knowledge and experience to Congress.

Chance Harrison, representing the state of North Dakota. Chance likewise is an experienced player who will undoubetdly do great things in Congress.

Slade Cash, representing Baja California. Slade is also serving as Party Liaison, a position that certainly has prepared him well for Congress.

You can keep track of their records in Congress by watching for their threads in the forum, as well as reading the updates in the weekly Fat Bastard.

The Bastards would like to thank all those who supported our candidates in these elections and also the parties that allowed us to run our candidates: the USMP, AMP, Feds, and USWP.

Big news out of the militia, starting with the name change to the Sons of Liberty, complete with a new logo. Borders for members will be coming shortly, and members may chime in on the designs here. Additionally, supply has been increased to 1000 wellness or 10 q5 weapons. This supply may be increased again shortly. For more information on the SoL or to join the commune (required for supply), contact Deriachai.

--Booms, Busts, and the Prices of eRep goods.
--The new Congress Reports section has been created
--The Bastards discuss their tastes in music
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