[ONE] We need new slaves!

Day 1,481, 08:11 • Published in Poland Thailand • by deleted smee


Dear Friends,

For the past year the UK, Slovenia and Iran have been trying to join ONE but we have rejected them membership several dozen times. Since we were winning, we deemed these countries too unimportant to allow to join, however now that Serbia has lost it's resources, we have decided that we need new members! Do we want these countries to join? No, of course not! But we need more countries in ONE to do our dirty work!

If we really wanted these countries to join we would have let them join sometime duringthe past year, but since now we need more damage therefore these slaves, sorry I mean members, will join ONE!

The benefit to ONE of having these new slaves, sorry I mean members, is that countries outside of ONE (aka pro-ONE) set their own battle orders i.e. they fight wherever they want, which is bad for us because they might choose to defend an original region of theirs instead of fight in an important Polish RW in the Netherlands. When a country joins ONE, the battle orders are set from ONE HQ, so the UK, Slovenia and Iran will fight for important Polish RW's in the Netherlands instead of defending their pathetic unimportant original regions!

Serbia wins!
Poland wins!
It's a win-win situation for ONE!

Please expect a formal announcement in the near future once we finalize the "deals" with these countries, but in the meantime, we here at ONE HQ demand that the UK, Slovenia and Iran, to only set Serbian battles as Campaign of the Day so that they become accustomed to being a junior ONE member.

SG of ONE,
smee again.