ATTENTION: Belgium's Independence is at Risk!

Day 1,377, 18:59 • Published in Belgium Switzerland • by Monsieur Guillontine




ATTENTION ALL BELGIAN CITIZENS

Ireland has been showing more and more aggression lately against our neutral state. Not long ago, they asked our President and Minister of Foreign Affairs if we would like to have a Training War with them. However, of course now is a bad time since Ireland is clearly in a full-scale war with the UK. Therefore, our government wisely rejected this idea.

Unfortunately, just yesterday when I was the only one awake whereas the rest of Belgium was asleep, I was shocked to find out that Ireland started a Natural Enemy Law Proposal against us.

I quickly contacted one of Ireland's Minister of Defences, Patrick O'leary, and soon found out that Ireland's President, Irish_Rebel_Reborn, had lied to quite a few members of his cabinet by claiming that Belgium had agreed to allowing Ireland to just borrow Flanders so that they could have a gateway to London, which is a clear lie since Flanders is not even connected to London on the map.

And so, I started a Natural Enemy Law Proposal against Ireland as a precaution, and told all Congress Members to hold their votes until we could clear up this confusion. When I woke up the next day, which was now afternoon time in Belgium, I was told that Irish_Rebel_Reborn claimed that the Natural Enemy Law Proposal was a mistake (which is funny to note that it is quite hard to have accidents like these).

Of course, our government did not simply let this go, and so we were hoping to close our borders with Ireland quickly by helping the UK succeed in defending the South East of England before Ireland's Natural Enemy Law Proposal passed. Unfortunately, time was ticking away, and Ireland already won a couple of rounds.



Not trusting the Irish President, I went on IRC and contacted him. However, he refused to talk to me and just let his friends troll me. He even called me harsh names such as f*cking c*nt. I soon talked to our Minister of Foreign Affairs, and asked him to see what was the matter and clear up the mess. However, instead of getting what we deserved, Ireland's other Minister of Defence, ChewChewShoe, threatened Belgium. In his exact words, he said, "My government wants to make one more offer for a TW. Either you take it as a training war, or you take it as a war."

Clearly, we are now definitely endangered, as it is proven that Ireland's own President has lied to most of his government as well as his own citizens.

Flanders has just been attacked some minutes ago, and now we must defend our soil until the last drop of blood. We will defend our homeland, and we will not allow Irish to mock us. THIS IS WAR!







I have gotten us help from Macedonia and the UK, and they are sending soldiers to help us fight. Thank you brothers and sisters! May Belgium be saved from the tyranny of these Irish traitors!

Yours Truly,
Monsieur Guillontine




P.S. Do not blame all the Irish, just the ones in power who clearly have no diplomatic skills

P.S.S. Here's a gift for Irish_Rebel_Reborn