Never Ever Ever Ever Forget Me

Day 1,267, 15:46 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by Proteus Labs

With no return of Paul in sight I know it must be hard being you Switzerland, and until now I could communicate through this newspaper, unfortunately it appears admins are finally going to kill orgs...or at least soon (by now I mean in like anywhere from now to a year 😛 )

But Switzerland, Stay Strong, Praise Renouille and Remember me,

and for those who are old, teach the young ones of the glory of Renouille and keep the fire that is my ego burning by telling them of your old beloved leader, after all...

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Anyway, It's not like I don't chill on your IRC like more than any of you...no joke, I'm number one on stats,

but before I'm done with this article I have a few business ideas

First:
Velcro Cows


A more Literal Cow Boy


Also, Ilestis showed me this , you Swiss peeps are weird :3

So yeah, in this article I Rick Rolled Switzerland,
that's how cool I am
kthxbai
Proteus, you're satellite dictator and not so friendly neighborhood stalker

PS: Get on Luna you guys ❤