ex-EDEN Countries in ONE: A Sad Joke

Day 1,266, 21:23 • Published in Romania Romania • by RE-VOLT

When we consider the ex-EDEN countries that are now in ONE, the only feeling one has is of comedic disappointment. These were countries that decided to abandon their allies to fight for their own greed and did not want to have their "damage drain" friends anymore. Surely without us to hold them back - they thought - they would have a huge empire! "ONE to rule them all!" etc. etc. But, things did not pan out quite as the little traitor-pigs planned. As we look at the world map, we can hardly contain our smiles and maybe a few "I said you would regret it" or "I told you so" statements. Let's take a look at the ex-EDEN countries today and see how far they got.

ePolan😛 When Poland was in EDEN it was huge. Poland was a gigantic country that covered almost half of Europe and had resource-rich colonies around the world. Poland had a massive advantage both economically and in firepower. Of course, it did this with the help of its EDEN allies - something many modern Poles have forgotten - and this is shown in where Poland went without EDEN. For those who do not know, Poland left EDEN a few months ago and created NWO and later ONE with a bunch of other countries that also did not have trouble betraying their allies. Poland left EDEN in a pre-meditated plan to join eHungary; issues with eRomania are by now evident to anyone as just being a smokescreen, as they have no problems tanking profusely for Hungary in the so-called "endless holy war", as their trolls claimed it was.

Where did treachery get ePoland? This is ePoland's current empire.

So much for ONE to rule them all. Poland cannot even dominate one country next to them that has over ten times fewer players!

And what's better, it is still losing! It is hard to describe Poland as anything other than pathetic at this point. Congratulations on leaving EDEN Poland! I see it is working out for you!




eSpain: eSpain also used to be a big country that controlled half of France and had some significant colonies in South America. This too, was due to EDEN. The proof? Just look at how far they got without EDEN!

But after paying a ridiculous entrance fee of 16,000 gold to eHungary, eSpain joined ONE and now can proudly boast not even controlling some of its own original regions. Congratulations Spain! I see your new alliance is working! The eUS thinks you're such a joke they don't even bother to RW their territory that you hold! I mean, you got kicked out of two continents in less than a few weeks, and you're about to get kicked out of a third (Europe). But, enjoy your "empire", for which you had forsaken your allies.

eSpain, self-portrait by its own actions.



eSweden: There was a time when we could all shout swEDEN! It was a happy time. Sweden was never really a strong country. Don't get me wrong, there were some very fine players in Sweden, and it had a big role politically, but in the numbers Sweden was never in the top 5 of anything. And yet, when it was swEDEN it had a substantial empire. It was pretty much unopposed in its occupation of Denmark and Germany, it had very friendly allies that backed it up, and it had a sense of pride. Today's Sweden is like a sad joke.

It's ironic that it abandoned its allies to build an "empire" and ended up losing it! It even lost eDanish regions, regions belonging to a country that even wanted to be occupied!

eSweden, we do not hate you. Some of us even want the old Sweden back ("you used to be cool, man")... but I can say that we all pity you.




This is not an article to cry over our treacherous ex-allies. They made their choice, we made ours. It's too bad they did not stick with us. Maybe if they had remained friends with a country that can actually think, or still had as allies a country that can actually fight, they would not be in this mess. I'm not going to claim we will erase you; I know your miracle "babybooms" will prevent it (nevermind the on-paper balance of powers). What I will say is that you have proven one thing:

You tried to tell us that EDEN could not succeed without you. IT IS ACTUALLY YOU WHO CANNOT SUCCEED WITHOUT EDEN!

Hail to our true brothers!