[MoC] USA-CAN SWAP
Ministry of Education Canada
Hello Congress and eCanada,
Thank you for your patience and understanding. With the MPP from Poland assured, we are finally finished the Emerick planned stages of our plan to hamper a North American invasion. Through the Canadian Natural Enemy proposal we have taken Florida, the American capital.
With the Capital now in California, this has prevented any attempt by Spain to encircle Florida and thereby cut off all American resource bonuses. The American economy has been rendered safe by our quick action.Two, our MPP with Poland, again suggested by Emerick, has several uses.
Not only will we gain damage support for subsequent region swaps that need to take place from a confused Polish citizenry, but we will also be assuring that any attack by Spain on Canada will result in a painful lapse of their Polish MPP and thus hamper their battle coordination elsewhere. Third, it is entirely possible that the Polish President is unaware that you can natural enemy an ally, which means that we have prevented a Polish attack on Canada. If it were not for the genuine confusion of our allies and this Congress, the ruse may not have been successful. So good work. Now to the immediate future:
We will be taking Pennsylvania and New York. Poland’s natural enemy will soon give way to a battle for either Delaware or New Jersey. By taking both PA and NY we will have cut off Poland’s boundary with the United States and cause their NE with the US to lapse. This will certainly annoy them so it is imperative that we accomplish this task as soon as possible. Some people have asked me why we need an immediate increase in the military budget. Well, it was a part of my campaign platform but also its for a reason that’s been brought up before:
We are now an active part of this war. Poland, if their President is not impeached for advocating the Canadian MPP, may certainly be enraged enough with our duplicity to attack us. If that occurs, I do not want a lack of funding to be an excuse for a lack of defence. We have 6 more days left of the American NE, which may leave us with 2 days of limited MPP coverage against Poland. Although we currently have both Seal Team 6 and the Ultramarines in Canada, I want our own military to be up to the task of defence.
Please propose these donations immediately. Anyways, on behalf of Emerick and the United States, as well as my own appreciation, thank you for helping me to f*** up the Polish invasion of North America.
ONE LOVE
ONE LOVE
Anonymous
Canadian Legend
Comments
FIRST!
New meaning to the term "Canadian Shield" Operation US-Can Shield U? (U for bro-unity, of course)
Lol?
FUUUUUUU!
Silly lies are silly....and lies...
what a nice fairy tales no one vote this please
JACOBI LIED TO US?! WE NO FIGHT FOR DOMINANCE?
I bet Rolo stole this org again and is spreading lies!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/gangbang-eusa-1744454/1/20
NO, BUT I WANT WAR! Jacobi, TELL ME IT IS ALL A LIE! TELL ME NOW!
2 terms, 2 scandals.
That is bloody brilliant. Nice work Can, I guess you are good for something 😛
I'm still confused. All those words!
-sad panda-
Well, there, you have it:
00:05 Jacobi No, this is our Ministry of Disinformation aka MoP that is doing its job. Rest assured, Canada will rule supreme. VENGEANCE!
We had a Ministry of Propaganda?
Faaaak, I don't think I was supposed to reveal that...
How do you delete posts here? I don't have a delete button! ARRRH!
Jacobi, I didn't mean to reveal the secrets, please don't punish me! I am n00b!
This is poorly formatted.
ArisenSSJ, don't worry about it. I sent a report in for spam and the admins will clean you up. (there is a big red delete button, yaknow)
Jacobi doesn't lie...
It does need a paragraph space or two. The God-Emperor wishes it be done ; )
Plugson, I don't see the button! It doesn't work! I don't have it!
Yes, that is an ugly block of text.
Mega lol, thanks for the favor!!
They're called paragraphs, and they have indents. Please use them accordingly.
http://img215.imageshack.us/f/moedd.png/
I may or may not have hacked this org.....
Too bad there was so little in it..
yeah, tl;dr
They read our press, they know English. By telling them they can NE us, you might have failed badly. We'll see.
Good movement
I was told they already know, nagrix. The information in this article is slightly outdated :3
Learn2paragraph
Heck, even my superb english skills allow me to do this!
other than that, voted for great work!
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OMG THE SYRUP MINERS, PETTED BY EMERICK, OUTSMARTED SPOLAND!!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
The Canadian shield will prevail!
Article en français,svp. Surtout pour un organisme officiel du eCanada.
😁😁😁😁😁^ That
\o/Canada\o/
I think the Education Minister needs some lessons on the use of "Walls of Text"
@Plugson
I am all up for being named after this operation. 😛
LOL WAR WITH USA A LIE! I knew it!
GUYS THIS IS TRUE... THATS WHAT THEY SAID IN CONGRESS MEETING(i wasnt therre but ya know....wink wink)
o7; good job done here.
funny thing is any Pole can read this
in french please?
I seriously don't get it. 2 days ago we were cheering for the vengeance on eUSA and having ePoland as our MPP, now you're saying it's a plan to help America and screw ePoland? And you're broadcasting it so every ePole can read it and what, get mad at us?
Is it REALLY part of the plan? Or was there even a plan???
I'm so lost.
Canada will be erased soon, after USA. Brave USA. Buahhhahahaha
@Vallariah: I'm pretty sure Poland would have found out anyway, considering the fact that the MPP with Poland is still gonna drop.
@tm123: Trololol
Hail Canada,good action!
Hail EDEN
and... ONE LOVE? ok: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjdyOY3rCjs
"Not only will we gain damage support for subsequent region swaps that need to take place from a confused Polish citizenry..."
"They read our press, they know English."
Yes... We DO know English...
Instead of conquering the world Canada becomes USA meat shield.
C'mon Canadian citizens, step up to your government! With Poland you could conquer USA, then UK and maybe even get a bite of France.