People of eAmerica, Guns'n Stuff needs your help!
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by Emerick
Category: Things that suck
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Guns'n Stuff is going out of business.
I just noticed yesterday when I was at work that our balance is below zero. What the hell? Less than a week ago it was in the thousands! So I messaged Benn a few times and he said that he might have to shut it down. What the hell!? So not long after that(3 hours) I realized that it must be an elaborate April Fool's joke. "Oh God, that had me scared," I thought, "But seriously, how likely is it that our only Q3 weapons business is losing money, especially this close to the war mod's release?" Preposterous, I thought. Completely impossible, I believed. So I went to sleep that night without worry.
This morning when I checked into work I expected to see profits in the thousands again, laugh at Benn's funny joke again, and go along my merry way. But profits weren't up. They were still below zero. I freaked out. I mean, this is our Q3 weapons company. Our ONLY Q3 weapons company, and if it can't survive just days before the war mod comes out, then when the hell can it? Everyone should be stocking up on the highest grade weapons that we have, I know I am. Who knows when those syrup-loving frostbitten Canadians are going to show up, with their own Q3 weapons saying, "I'm gonna blow your head off, eh?" And then blow your head off. And what are you going to do? Reach for your all powerful Q1 weapon? All that's gonna do is blow off their toes, and those toes have frostbite, so it's not a loss to them!
Seriously, Benn's not going to be able to go to Q4 with these kinds of sales. So why aren't you buying? Do you think there won't be any war for us? Is it money? What is it? You don't like Q3 and Q4? Really, the people in the MDT should be buying them like they're going out of businessBECAUSE THEY ARE.
Just buy some guns from GNS, it's not that much to ask. Just 5 or 6 is enough to pull them above zero.
Please eAmericans, you're our only hope.
Here's some green hair chick to get you motivated.
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I was under the impression that he was doing that so his workers couldnt produce any more, once he sold out of his stock he\'d go Q4.
well if thats true then i just wasted $20 dishmcds. god dammit....
He didn\'t say anything like that to me>_>
Hopefully he was just screwing with me because it was April Fool\'s
well. if emerick is right then i did my civic duty... arent i awesome
But that still wouldn\'t be very nice
Need warehouses or something to deal with extra stock. If I could resell items, I\'d make a 0-profit account \"Warehouse\" specifically to help people with that.
I wish I had enough money.
Supply and demand, Emerick, supply and demand. If I sold all of my current weapons on the market for the price listed, do you think I\'d be profiting? Absolutely. In fact, I\'d be making a $300+ profit. However, my employees produce too many weapons for my company to be doing that great.
Fear not, for I have an abundance of USD. I am going to layoff my employees for one or two days so that I can sell my stock appropriately and then switch to Q4 asap.
I whole-heartedly appreciate the concern, however.
I can\'t wait for the layoff. Yay
I purchased 10. Best keep off my porch.
...she has the same haircut as you Emerick. How cute.
Who
I bought two delicious Q3 weapons.
Scrumptious, even better than the hobos I had last night.
so wait korbin buyin weapons means that he\'s not truly leaving?
I know I need some, but I was trying to save for a higher level house. any idea when more high level houses will be available? I\'d PM one of the banks right now for enough to buy a Q3 house, and a Q4 weapon if either were out there. we need to get crackin\' on the housing market.
Agreed with Steve