Here We Are! To The Emo Corner!
Jack Cross
Here is it. Erepublik now has...
AN EMO CORNER
It is here. This is where you are allowed to cry and say how the world hates you(in the comments)! We have built one here, just for you all who want to whine about the new modules, INCI, and other mundane and/or monotonous things.
RULES OF THE EMO CORNER
1.
You must write in poem format(free verse, haiku, anything BUT an epic poem that's more than 4 stanzas. Those belong in my inbox).
2.
You must be monotone in your emotions. There will be no BUTS in them(or butts for that matter). If you speak in a happy tone, keep it that way(we prefer if you don't speak in a happy tone, but happy people do unusually visit the emo corner, sooo...)
3.
You must be a fan of things like Inception, Fight Club, etc. If you don't then gtfo, we don't want you and your soap!
4.
Have fun(with, preferably, razors)!
5.
Don't share razors(to prevent another AIDS scare)!
That is all from us today at...
THE EMO CORNER
Comments
A sharp uppercut
A roundhouse punch
Ouch, I'm hungry now
I liked Fight Club, but I thought Inception was pretentious. v+s