Exclusive Frost Video & December Congressional Sign-ups

Day 1,116, 20:24 • Published in USA USA • by USWP Communications


Greetings, my fellow hardworking zombies.

For our first order of business tonight, the USWP Communications team would like to report that it has found exclusive video of Commandante Josh Frost as a baby.

Disclaimer: This video contains high levels of adorableness. Watch at your own risk.



For the rest of this article, please listen to this accompaniment.

In the Christmas spirit, the remainder of this article will be written as a Christmas carol.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With that CRoy rebelling
And everyone telling you "Come join us here"
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
If you want to start writing or something exciting
Just give us a call
It's the hap- happiest season of all

There'll be chances for voting
Candidates worth noting
And some blocking, I’m sure you know
And we need everybody
Level 16 and above
To stop any PTO

It's the most wonderful time of the year
If you’re thinking of winning,
Or Congress has you grinning,
Then sign up right here!
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be chances for voting
Candidates worth noting
And some blocking, I’m sure you know
And we need everybody
Level 16 and above
To stop any PTO

It's the most wonderful time of the year
If you’re thinking of winning,
Or Congress has you grinning,
Then sign up right here!
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time
It's the most wonderful time of the year

Happy Holidays,
-Your USWP Communications Team