15upozorenja koja ti govore da si erepublik ovisnik!

Day 425, 06:55 • Published in Croatia Norway • by fredrikstadt

1.In the corner shop you seek q3 bread
2.you report the neighbouring twins at the police for multi-accounting
3.you order q1 ticket from your favourite cheap airline
4.You seek the exchange rate of Gold at the bank
5.In the supermarket you demand to see the stars on the products
6.Watching the neighbour’s wall you estimate how much you could hit it with a q5 weapon
7.When somebody insults you , you hit him with 5/5 supershot and go to the hospital
8.At a job interview you ask pay in days’ rate
9.After mindight you spam Hungarian media with matza (it was the Romanians)
10.You take it seriously that you are a minister of a country.
11. You go to the exam with trivia decoder and you wonder why you got banned.
12. You dream about a war starting and actually get up to check if it has.
13. You wander why the f*** we don't takeover Russia so we get our damn gas.
14. After going home you see that bread is cheaper in the Netherlands, so you go there to buy some.
15. When your neighbour is not at home, you move into his house and when he comes back you demand 200 Gold per month to give back the rooms.
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1.NAuglu dućan tražite Q3 kruha
2.Tvoje izvješće susjednih blizanki na policiju za multi-racune
3.Ti kupujes Q1 ulaznicu od Vašeg omiljenog jeftine avionske kompaniije
4.Tinastojis tečaj zlata na bankovni racun
5.Nasupermarketu ste zahtjev vidjeti zvijezde na proizvode
6.Gledanje jsusjedovogzidom vam procijeniti koliko ste mogli slagati se s oružjem P5
7.Kada nekoga uvredama ti ga pogoditi sa 5 / 5 supershot i otići u bolnicu
8.NA posao intervju vas pitati uplatiti dana stopa
9.Nakon ponocit ste spama mađarskih medija s matza (to je bio Rumuni)
10.Ti uzeti ga ozbiljno da ste ministar državu.
11. Idete na ispit s trivijalnost dekoder i vi zapitali zašto vam je zabranio.
12. Vi snova o ratu i zaista dobiti startni up to ček ako ima.
13. Vi odlunjati f *** zašto mi ne preuzimanja Rusije tako da smo dobili naš prokleti plina.
14. Nakon odlaska kući te vidjeti da je jeftiniji kruh u Nizozemskoj, tako da ćete ići ima to kupiti neki.
15. Kada vaš susjed nije kod kuće, vi preseliti u svoju kuću, a kada dođe natrag vas Gold potražnja 200 mesečno dati natrag sobe.



Prijevod je los,jer mi se neda prevoditi!!!