Spain's Pain in Their Arse

Day 13, 00:00 Published in Pakistan Pakistan by Fannon

Spain's National Passtime Behind Closed Doors Revealed.|||Over the last few days, a national epidemic has become more and more apparent, Spain's secret fantasies lived out in the closet. Kept under wraps for years, a country's immoral, and ungodly, personal experiences recently leaked to the world have become are beginning to shed light unto this unholy situation currently raping a nation.
According to sources who have actually lived out-and survived-these horrors, nearly every citizen walking the streets of Madrid, Barcelona, and every other metropolis and village alike hold within them a sickening desire to become a Sneaky Butcher, slipping their meat in someone's backdoor.
After interviewing men like Juan Carlos, and someone only answering to his apparent role playing name 'Aliator,' this abhorrent trend rears its ugly head. They both attest to the savage desires that course through their body seeing women-as well as men and children-as they walk down the street. The animalistic rush of adrennaline and testosterone when they see these people, they say, is so great they can barely wait to reach home, or the nearest restroom, to calm themselves down. If they can't hold off their feelings, they do the unthinkable. It has become common place to anally rape men, women, and children as they walk down the boulevard.
But, "isn't anybody doing something," you say? Thousands upon thousands have been filed with their local police departments, however, these claims have fallen upon deaf ears. How can this be? Simple, many of their leaders, politcal, social and corporate are involved with this savagery. This debotchery is felt not only within the public, howver, it is not uncommon to see a car pulled over by the police, only for its occupant to be forced upon, often pracitcing their disgusting acts in public.

What does this mean for us, the civilized world? It means we must be diligent. Always on the lookout for Spain's tendrils, reaching into foreign society, spreading its seed concretely, through immigration and travel, but also abstractly through means such as the internet and television. It means we must always watch our asses, for the Spanish invader is always looking for his next victim.