What about New High region(s)?

Day 935, 03:14 • Published in Serbia Serbia • by veljko vendeta
English version below


Pozdrav svim čitaocima.
Dok sam koristio previše slobodnog vremena koje imamo mi ovde u Srbiji,došao sam na ideju da predložim adminu jedan novitet.
O čemu je reč?


-S obzirom da će novi moduli doneti mnoštvo novina, dobićemo nove high regije(titanijum ,rock), nove obaveze, biramo da li ćemo biti hiliČopter, tenk, pešadija, kombajn, moraćemo da idemo u bioskop i gledamo jedan te isti film kako se ne bi „smorili“ od rata i kako nam ne bi posedela kosa od politike.

Takođe će biti uveden i novi bar. „Happiness bar“ ili srećni bar 😃
A ako hoćemo „skroz“ da se zadovoljimo(ne mislim na to 😮) moramo da izdvojimo dosta golda sa strane da bi naš građanin bio srećan.



A zašto admin ne bi uveo jednu novu High regiju? U pitanju je High Ice regija.
Nalazila bi se na Grenlandu.


Tamo bi mogli da se usele monasi, časne sestre, ovi što udaraju na pogrešnu stranu kad je RW, a mogao bi admin i da tamo pošalje „bananirane“ igrače, kako bi popunio regije.

Dobro, pitate se šta će nam koji đavo led? Pa led može da se koristi za razne stvari. Recimo kada se sapletete u biblioteci jer ste gledali u bibliotekarku a ne knjigu, kad vas pogodi granata po čonti...
Šalim se ja... Glavna svrha High Ice-a, bila bi proizvodnja...

SLADOLEDA!



Da, da, sladoled. I ne, nije me udarila sunčanica. Jedući sladoled, igrači bi mogli da dignu svoj „srećni bar“ i tako jače tuku u bitkama. Ali ipak, kako monasi i ostala bagra ne bi držali monopol nad proizvodnjom sladoleda, uveo bih:

-Sladoled na štapiću (štapiće proizvode zemlje sa High drvetom)
-Sladoled u kornetu (ne bih znao od čega se pravi kornet, ali bi mogao da bude integralni, pa bi kornete proizvodile države sa high grain-om)

Na taj način ne bi zarađivali samo Grenlanđani već i ostale zemlje novog sveta.

A kako bi izgledali sladoledi na tržištu(slika samo za kornete)?





Uporedo sa tim u Kolumbiji, na Jamajci, i u Holandiji mogle bi da se otvore High „Vutra regije“. One bi proizvodile marihuanu koja bi vam nakon što poručkate sladoled, pružila „energy boost“, ali negativna posledica bi bila udaranje na pogrešnu stranu, čak iako niste u toj zemlji. Droga može sve!



Napomena: Marihuana se ne preporučuje predsednicima i visokim zvaničnicima iz razloga što slučajno mogu da napadnu neku drugu regiju od one koju su planirali, a tad može biti belaja.
(Primer: Hrvatski predsednik posle korišćenja opojnih sredstava napada Madjarsku. Sledećeg trenutka. Croatia has attacked Serbia in region Vojvodina. Fight for your country!)

Pa ako vam se sviđa ideja, vi vote i šaut.

PS: ove predloge sam pisao iz šale, kako bih podigao moral ljudi, ako je to moguće. Vi ipak možete ideju shvatiti kako vi želite 🙂 Takođe nisam imao nameru uvrediti nikoga ovim člankom, a ako sam nekoga ipak uvredio, ja se izvinjavam.

Ovo je bio vanredni broj.
Do sledećeg broja.
Pozdrav!



English Version

Hello to all of you out there reading this.
While using some of my free time here in Serbia, I came up with an idea to suggest admin one new thing:

What is it about?


When V2 comes, we will have so many new things that will change the game. New High regions, new responsibilities, we get to chose if we wanna be a chopper, a tank, or an infantry, or even a pick-up truck.
We will also have to go to cinema, watching movies, and not thinking about politics and war 😃
(yeah, like we really wanna do that 😃)

Anyway, we’ll need to worry about new „Happiness bar“.
And if we wanna please ourselves(not like that 😮) we’ll need to pay a lot of gold if we wanna be happy.


I know, Admin can make a new High region. My advice: High Ice region.
It would be located on Greenland.


But who would live down there? I don’t know... Monks, nuns, those guys who keep hitting the wrong side when RW comes, little girls, even banned players from all over the world 😃

Ok, you’re now thinking: „What the hell do I need ice for?“ Well, the ice can be used for so many things:
Like when you fall down in the library because you were looking at Librarians legs and not in the book, when you get hit in the head by a grenate...
Just kidding... The real purpose of this region would be production of....

ICE CREAM



Yes, yes, an Ice cream! And no i’m not having a sunstroke. By eating your ice cream you could raise your happiness bar and then perform better in battles. But still ! Monks and rest of them company would have a monopolly over this. So i made a solution.

-Popstickle(The ice cream with a stickle, so the countries with High Wood would be producing stickles)
-Ice cream in cones(i don’t know from what the cones are made but they could be integral(so the countries with high grain would be producing this 😃)

So this way, the Greenland wouldn’t be only one producing ice cream, but all the other countries too.


What would it look like?






Also, in Columbia, on Jamaica, and in Holland, there could be High „Weed“ regions. They would be producing marijuana which would give you an energy boost.
But using drugs would also have side-effects! Like fighting on the wrong side, even if you aren’t in that country. Yes my dear, drugs can do anything!


Note: Marijuana is not recommended for presidents and high officials. Because they could accidentally attack wrong region from the one they wanted, and that is really messed up.
(Example: Croatian president on drugs attacking Hungary. Next thing you know:
Croatia has attacked Serbia in region Vojvodina. Fight for your country!)

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Note to admins: This is only a funny article. I don’t want to insult anyone, it is just for laughter. And if anyone was insulted by this article i sincerely apologize 🙂



Bye, bye!