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It's alright cause you can try but you'll never keep me down
I have made this article not just to get votes and many subscribers, but mostly because i want your support for the December 2010 Elections. I have chosen this title as it was on a song i was listening to and couldn't think of anything better to put as a sub heading for this informative piece of writing.

Nough’ Said 😁

Context
V2 was released and we are currently seeing stalemate situations across every battlefield as Lana raged when she wasn't needed anymore, Lana and her cronies (in order of importance) Alexander the great, Caesar and Napoleon have thus far broken through every v2 weapons factory in the eWorld complaining that v2 was "Unfair and Unjust and i want my money making back". WE have also seen the introduction of space, the final frontier for all eNations, to travel too. This new darkly coloured place with small electronics planets floating in is colonisable but not recommended for places such as Poland because they cannot into space ;__;


Informative diagram😁

Why I’m running at this time

Yup you better try and answer that

While you’re reading this you might be wondering "Why is this awesomely amazing great ePlayer that is also very humorous running in a time like December?" Well my answer to that question is that it's best to plan for the long run and i have planned that there will be a new eUK empire spanning from the troll pits of Eden to iron filled Russia, and you need someone awesome to run this empire that i have decreed to happen.
Shortened military manifesto
Well as you have already read I aim to build and maintain a big army for the defence of the great eUK empire, so I shall send many people out to recruit and their payment will be in love because currency has been scrapped in favour of love, I shall explain more if this in my economics section of this manifesto. We need a big big army, this will be payed in love and I shall build communal showers to make the payments, there shall be much soap on the floor so everyone gets at least one payment every time they wash.

I did say there was soap 😁

Shortened Economics manifesto
To improve the economic situation caused by Lana and her cronies destroying every weapon company, I have devised a way that everyone gets lots of currency, supply is unlimited and it mostly doesn’t exist as physical evidence and therefore has ensured value on the erepublik monetary market. This currency is called love and it will solve all of our problems, it is backed up by me and therefore the amount of love you own is the percentage of my love you will receive, if you pay me all of your love I will give you powers to control people as their slaves thus making more love to go around and with wages lower due to the slavery company’s make more money attracting foreign investment.

Vote for me and you get love 😁

Population Boom
I shall make the eUK first control over half of the eWorlds population by having nights dedicated to fornication and the creation of new players, this night will be aptly named “baby making night” and will occur every Friday instead of monarch day. I think this would be a good idea because otherwise I will not be able to conquer the world using all you little pawns… erm I mean valuable members of our community. To co-ordinate and make this plan successful I have put Ali Bollocks in charge, mostly due to his slightly humorous name but also because he sounds like he’d be able to get the job done.

Predicted Growth Rate😁

Space policy
Well my plan to win the space race is to conquer every other space capable country; this of course will be very single one of them but Poland, mostly due to the fact that through much laborious research and technological advancement Poland cannot into space still ;__;. Once I win this space race with Poland I will of course absorb them into my empire making the eWorld a one country world and thus sparking the reset of the eWorld back to the V1 Territorial lines.

This is the inner workings of the polish space association’s minds😁

Thank you for reading
Those few people who made it to these words it was all in vain, this was a pretty meaning less joke manifesto for the lols, and my true manifesto will be released closer to December.
And remember whoever reads this gets free love <3

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